Noah @nmh2000

Joined February 2011

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LagWasReal @LagWasReal

a month ago

"FLY! FLY YOU FAT FUCK! BOTH OF OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT! FLY!" #Palworld

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Diablo @DiabloNemesis

2 months ago

You don't provoke the GOAT and get away with it.

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

2 months ago

In Georgia I entered a Chick-fil-A drive-thru line of forty cars. I turned off my engine. I prepared to wait the way my ancestors waited out a siege. Six minutes later I was holding chicken. I do not know what happened to the other thirty-nine cars. The line moved like water that had somewhere to be. A young woman walked between the cars taking orders on a small tablet, on foot, in the sun, smiling like the sun was her idea. I said thank you. She said, "My pleasure." I did not think about it then. I should have. At the window I thanked the young man for the food. "My pleasure." I thanked him for the sauce. "My pleasure." I thanked him for thanking me— "My pleasure." I want to be clear about what was happening. This was a duel. In Japan I trained in courtesy for forty years. Bowing angles. Seasonal greetings. The correct depth of apology for seventeen distinct situations. I was a white belt in that drive-thru. I escalated. I used my most formal English. I thanked him on behalf of my entire family line. He said, "My pleasure," and gave me extra sauce. Extra sauce. Unprovoked. A counterattack. I returned the next day to reclaim my honor. It was Sunday. The restaurant was closed. All of them were closed. In the entire country. They close every Sunday, and they have closed every Sunday since the beginning, because the founder made a promise, and the promise did not expire when he did. I stood in the empty parking lot and understood I had lost twice. Once to a teenager with sauce. Once to a man I will never meet, who kept his word so long it became a building. In my country we say a samurai's word is his life. I had never seen a restaurant say it back. I returned Monday. I ordered. And this time I said it first, before she could. "My pleasure." She smiled and said, "It sure is." America, I surrender. It was my pleasure.

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a 🍂 @lqbyrinths

3 months ago

lowkey if you haven’t watched this season of love island you shouldn’t be allowed to speak on the show

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3 months ago

#whoremembers

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Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww

3 months ago

Sheryl Underwood made an appearance on Tony Hinchcliffe’s Kill Tony after the Kevin Hart roast and talked about how good of a team they are 👀 “I thought we was gonna kill Tony for 2h.” “Well, a lot of people who look like you wanna kill me right now.” 💀

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nhbbie @JODIEBASTARD

5 months ago

they been doin this already since the 2000s though man i-WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWHAST THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

Insane Clips @StreetFightsHQ

5 months ago

This guy is making industrial-strength Beyblades that literally burst into flames when they spin

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noor °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @winter_rosiee

5 months ago

“He was no true Stark, had never been one … but he could die like one. Let them say that Eddard Stark had fathered four sons, not three.” "Mother." There was a sharpness in Robb's tone. "You forget. My father had four sons."