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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

yo mama short when she does marijuana she can't get high

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama so short even Peter Pan and the lost boys calls her a midget.

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo Mama So Tiny that some people stepped on her and never got hurt

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Your momma is so small she can dodge raindrops.

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama is so short, she wakes up in a lego house singing "Everything is Awesome".

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama so short she's Mini-Me's.... Mini-Me Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama so fat she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed the hole titanic movie

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama so ugly she is MJ's nose twin.

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama is so fat she hopped over Wal-Mart, tripped over kmart, rolled over sears and landed on target.

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

yo mama so tall when she jump in the sky it hit jesus' balls

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

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Noelia Manceri @noemanceri

11 years ago

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

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