corn @normal_food
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@tickled_joker i haven't practiced in a while and ive been getting kinda sloppy at c's and v's
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i said, "ein bier bitte" and a guy brought me a beer. only in germany
@tickled_joker oh, it's tremendously cute. i have impressed at least three (3) babes so far
in germany i have heard remixes or covers of the following songs: - the logical song - supertramp - daydream in blue - i monster - what is love - haddaway - love at first sight - kylie minogue
@tickled_joker it's how i write now. so much better than my shitty print from before
@tickled_joker i started doing the palmer method this year
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ok im only doing one of these posts and then im done
had a lovely dinner. two different carpaccios with pfifferlinge (chanterelles) and plenty of austrian wine. only had to talk about ai once
pretty sure a very gaunt german man wearing a vest told me i have a beautiful mouth
changed back into the jeans at heathrow. whoever that man was on the last flight, i don't know him
im wearing relaxed fit linen pants in teal as my summer travel outfit and i feel like a fucking dope. where are my black skinny jeans
i bought some new sunglasses yesterday and i can't see fucking shit. good thing im gonna lose these within a month
@nkulw mamdani's mayoralty is a break with the tammany consensus: here's why that's a bad thing
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