Not Jack @notcalledjack
I find literally everything interesting. Worried about Lovecraftian parochialism. Massive DaDa issues. New York City Joined May 2010-
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I think sometimes cats don't actually know what specifically they want - they're just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling "I YEARN" on the off chance that you'll be able to do something about
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all-gender restrooms are a conspiracy against men to make them wait in lines
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and is there a mr. en-scène?
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the thing about new york is like. i am indeed walking here. and i frequently feel that people need to be made aware of that fact
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I mean for Pete's sake what is it with the Turks and changing names. First Constantinople now this.
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I wouldn't say that coprolite is my favourite fossil, but it's a solid number two
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a pretty blonde dropped a sim card in the bus and i counted no less than 6 men on their hands and knees looking for it
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Texas is so big that somebody lost a whole ass giraffe and we still haven’t found it.
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ahh for "ass": Lushootseed did it first?
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my baby is currently marching around in front of the AC waving a tiny American flag.
easier than losing a giraffe for 2 weeks in rhode island
I still don't understand how you lose a giraffe for 2 weeks in Texas
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This looks like if you asked Claude to create a generic Upper West Side apartment.
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Perhaps the most Upper West Side photo ever taken
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Nothing like a Restricted Area to make an American’s heart swell with semiquincentennial pride.
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Light is the sun's hair, and the universe is best understood as a sort of stellar rat king, their pelts all matted, tangled together
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you can’t surround yourself with funnymen, you need a straight man to riff with sometimes to make yourself feel funnier
Cannot even conceive of being friends with a straight man. What do you even talk about
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I am so glad I don't know what inspired this card.
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