Oded Haber @oaflet

Refugee from reality. Joined August 2009

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Oded Haber @oaflet

4 hours ago

@BigBlueWaveUSA Must be painful for his brother @GaryPetersonUSA.

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@thy567915 @AmYisraelChai54 @JCFights Cabin crew are implicitly deputized for the duration of the flight, the boarding and deboarding procedures, and the parties at the hotel when overnighting away from their base city. Your question is misguided.

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Oded Haber @oaflet

5 hours ago

@_shaumeet_ @AmYisraelChai54 @JCFights In what way is it disqualifying to write like a gay? Or is that a corollary of it being bad to be gay? How do I get rid of the impression that you're both bigoted and stupid?

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Oded Haber @oaflet

7 hours ago

@mariana057 My boyfriend's back.

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Oded Haber @oaflet

7 hours ago

@1815Pickwick @marlene4719 I masticate 𝑫𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒖𝒎 (jimsonweed) seeds and modulate the dosage by taste. Scopolamine, atropine, hysocyamine, tropane alkaloids keep me buzzed and angry, which I hear is the right attitude. Very incomplete article: researchgate.net/figure/Medicin… Best I can do.

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Oded Haber @oaflet

8 hours ago

@bmcarthur20 @LqLana Can't find other ways to please your partner while you get medical attention for that 3½" floppy's softie?

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Oded Haber @oaflet

8 hours ago

@RomanNumeral_IV @EastEndJoe I was afraid of that.

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Oded Haber @oaflet

12 hours ago

@Suzierizzo1 She should have cried havoc and released the hounds of war. They'd give him such a licking he'd drown. That'd learn him.

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Oded Haber @oaflet

12 hours ago

@gnuman1979 ♥️

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12 hours ago

@MustangGTdriver @Rainmaker1973 Nah. Lovable. And so much more musical than anything I can do.

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Oded Haber @oaflet

13 hours ago

@sis_q_r @Rainmaker1973 Scorpions deliver different stings. On first contact, they deliver what's already in their telson. Painful, not lethal. If that doesn't do the job, they promptly refuel the telson with lethal peptides, synthesized on the spot. Next sting might kill you.

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Oded Haber @oaflet

13 hours ago

@AgentAcht @Rainmaker1973 I dated a woman like …

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13 hours ago

@DanAshcrof1892 @iamAtheistGirl @BenjaminPDixon You made up knowing how she thinks.

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Oded Haber @oaflet

13 hours ago

@iamAtheistGirl Send your questions to me and I'll pass them along. He hasn't seen fit to block me yet. Should I credit you, or will he get suspicious?

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Oded Haber @oaflet

13 hours ago

@RomanNumeral_IV @EastEndJoe What do you win if you win?

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13 hours ago

@EastEndJoe Trump is so damned slow. Maybe if I listened to him at 2.0× speed.

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Oded Haber @oaflet

13 hours ago

@MariaKChica @realDonaldTrump Decent rap, coherent with Noam Chomsky, who called Trump the greatest criminal in history. I thought of arguing, but the last time I got agreement from him on an issue [clashing moralities of Israelis vs Palestinians] was 51 years ago. Surprise, surprise… {Good times.}

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Oded Haber @oaflet

13 hours ago

@MariaKChica @MrsErikaKirk Maybe she's permanently pissed because at the funeral she couldn't seduce JᵘᵛᵉⁿⁱˡᵉDᵉˡⁱⁿᑫᵘᵉⁿᵗVance away from Usha. Just spitballing here — no shade cast over previously planted aspersions, and as Papa Bergoglio once said "who am I to judge?"