audrie ✨ @oddtreeford
i drink too much coffee and cry about cats. Arizona Joined April 2012-
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he’s still snotty btw
in one month i start my big girl job, which is very exciting but my plan for the first purchase on my salary is to take tiberius to the vet for his chronically snotty nose, which is slightly less exciting
can’t stop joking now that whenever i sniffle, james spader from ‘secretary’ (2002) is going to come kill me
granted only one of them i don’t know well enough to have just sent a text letting her know but…my b
starting a PhD for real this morning, and still haven’t distributed thank you cards to LOR writers….
now that i’m on my second week of full time employment……….when am i supposed to make appointments if me and the doctor are working the same hours? 🤨
Uvalde was a week ago. Since then, there have been 17 mass shootings in the United States, an average of more than two per day.
bo burnham unexpectedly claims this spot and therefore the vibes
i need taylor swift to drop a new album before summer so that i can have a personality
We send our children to school in an ongoing pandemic to practice in case a gunman enters their classroom and tries to murder them.
they’ll force us to have a “domestic supply of infants” but won’t pass comprehensive legislation (re: baby formula crisis, housing crisis, gun control, general economic disaster, etc. etc. etc.) to keep them alive.
The average rent in the US hit a new record high of $1,827 last month. On the federal minimum wage of $7.25 people take home $1256 a month. People aren't exaggerating when they say it's becoming unlivable here.
i just completed my MA at 2:08pm on a tuesday in my kitchen. covid grad school, it's been real.
When I worked at Planned Parenthood, I had to open the mail in an airtight room so that if one of the envelopes contained anthrax I'd be the only person to die
was not firing on all cylinders for this one Wordle 316 6/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
“Your cat would eat your body if you died” hell yeah get your vitamins and nutrients little buddy I’m not mad at you
in one month i start my big girl job, which is very exciting but my plan for the first purchase on my salary is to take tiberius to the vet for his chronically snotty nose, which is slightly less exciting
Friendly reminder that Elon Musk told the UN that if they gave him a budgeted breakdown of how $6Bil could end world hunger, he would do it. They gave him the budget and then he decided not to do it, and instead decided he would buy Twitter for $45Bil.
i need taylor swift to drop a new album before summer so that i can have a personality
walked into the classroom which hosts a class of two (2) students, myself included. always has. there’s a new person in here with a desk fully set up with their stuff, laptop and notebook and all, who i have never seen before. there is 1 week of classes left.
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