Travis Pastrami @offda5G
hi me 5¢ Hell Joined July 2011-
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This is a perfect statement.
El-Sayed on the whitmer endorsement “The corporate establishment has closed ranks and made their pick — now, Michigan voters will get to make theirs”
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Michelle Obama said we should fix this and everyone called her a communist
American school food is a massive health scam. Are parents paying for this?
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remembering that time when gretchen whitmer went to meet at the oval office with trump
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The entire establishment deserves what is coming
BREAKING: Gov. Gretchen Whitmer endorses Haley Stevens over Abdul El-Sayed in for Michigan Senate.
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If you give an actual crap about women in sports, stop focusing on the 10 trans athletes who have no sway and start speaking up about the plague of sexual assault from coaches, volunteers, and male athletes that continues to haunt every single female sport.
#Fever guard Sophie Cunningham on her trans comments in ESPN: “I said what I said. I think it’s kind of common sense. … I think it’s really important to protect children.” “I don’t dislike anyone. … I’m there to love, but I’m also there to love biological women. …”
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Football is back
Kenny Pickett 11v11 series: Sack Trips and fumbles ball, picks it back up, but would’ve been sack Sack
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Things will get worse as a significant percentage of students secretly use AI to do homework. There has always been a divide between those who care about education for its own sake and those who only care about grades, but AI will worsen this divide, leaving fewer people with the ability to do things such as causal reasoning.
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huh just enough democrats break ranks to pass the most dogshit legislation almost every single time. crazy how that happens.
🚨 BREAKING: House passes bill to merge U.S. and Israeli militaries. Nearly every Democrat voted no.
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Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.
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i just cannot take the anti-trans athletes crowd seriously. there are far more serious & prevalent issues that affect women’s athletes but i’m supposed to believe the same people who say “nobody watches women’s sports” are suddenly activists who care about women’s sports
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The trans athlete debate is one of the biggest political distractions of our generation. The NCAA president testified that there are fewer than 10 openly transgender athletes out of 510k NCAA athletes. Yet this small issue dominates headlines.
#Fever guard Sophie Cunningham on her trans comments in ESPN: “I said what I said. I think it’s kind of common sense. … I think it’s really important to protect children.” “I don’t dislike anyone. … I’m there to love, but I’m also there to love biological women. …”
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My god, the horror.
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haley stevens has been running one of the dirtiest campaigns of this 2026 cycle so far
The Stevens campaign just sent out a press release meant to look like a release from El-Sayed's campaign - claiming Mike Rogers has endorsed El-Sayed.
Just overheard “Do you know what number day it is?” Emphasis on number. Funniest way I’ve heard someone ask for the date
I wish we never monetized being a massive loud fking idiot. Shit has ruined the whole internet
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Just ate some beef jerky i found on Temu and now my fingers wont bend
First play won Seattle the Super Bowl smh
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Using ‘lol’ as a comma
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