Heard in the Office @officesays
Real quotes heard 'round the office NYC Joined May 2011-
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Heard in the office: “Oh. There’s a knife in my pocket.”
Heard in the office: “Milkshake in the yard?”
Heard in the office: “Loose has two o’s? …. And Loser has one?”
Heard in the surgical recovery unit: “I got everyone on the list. Everyone you wanted, I took care of.”
Heard in the surgical center: “I need a band-aid. I can never find one.”
Heard in the office: “How many inches is 102 inches?”
Heard in the office: “I always have the brain power to put my face on something.”
Heard in the office: “I have a piece of cheese in my shoe… Oh well I’ll find it later.”
Heard in the office: “Remember this day.”
Heard in the office: “I skip around upstairs.”
Heard in the office: “Employed and likes cheese.”
Heard in the office: “Wrap em up but don’t fuck em up.”
Heard in the office: “What you just said, is not the process.”
Heard in the office: “When you spend big money, shit happens.”
Heard in the office: “If they’re smart enough to use their brain…”
Heard in the office: “You can’t be half pregnant…”
Heard in the office: “I wait for nobody.”
Heard in the office: “I should belong somewhere.”
Heard in the office: “Missin’ out on these legs”
Heard in the office: “You are the definition of Chicken Little.”
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