old school YP @oldschoolyp
just a kjv using, hell, fire and brimstone preaching, youth pastor. bible belt Joined October 2016-
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High school beauty walks are the worst. Dressing up and parading out in front of others to be judged is what church is for. #nonsense
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Do we celebrate halloween? Of course not. But we do throw a mean fall festival on the same night. #seperation
Passing out tracks to all the sinners celebrating satans day, no candy here. Only harsh judgements & kjv preaching from the porch. #byebye
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That Crazy Pastor @ThatCrazyPastor
643 Followers 1K Following A Real Pastor - A Real Husband - A Real Father. This is for fun so we can laugh at ourself, and even better at others. So Relax why so serious!
Basura Blanca @brazen_huzzy
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ApothecaryB @ApothecaryBco
249 Followers 1K Following Retailer of crystal elixirs, misters, and oils. Healing mind body and spirit; one drop at a time.
EatingontheGrounds @Eatingatchurch
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Pastor Pending @RecentPastor
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chaton @chaton99782675
1 Followers 31 Following
AnonymousYouthPastor @YouthPastrAnon
5K Followers 5K Following they don't think I know a butt load of crap about the gospel but I DO, okay?
Pastor Kevin Olueny @PastorKevohZeal
2K Followers 5K Following • Husband to Amazing Hellen Mwongeli • Gospel Musician • Cell Contacts - +254723263848 •instagram/@kevin_olueny
Interesting Pastor @Rev_Interesting
95 Followers 101 Following He is the Most Interesting Pastor in the World. I don't always tweet, but when I do, I prefer to use Twitter
Watered Down Gospel. ... @WateredDownGosp
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VolunteerYouthPastor @VolunteerYP
2K Followers 214 Following LOVE working with students, even though it's not my real job. Some say it wouldn't be a real job even if there was a paycheck. #rightitsacalling
Christian Funny Pics @christianfunnyp
75K Followers 35K Following A place to find all sorts of Christian Funny pictures, quotes, cartoons, jokes and videos. Our goal is to laugh as Christians, not at Christians.
ministryville @ministryville
2K Followers 1K Following When the church doesn't keep the main thing the main thing, you get Ministryville.
Calvinist Hawkeye @calvinsthawkeye
477 Followers 324 Following The city is flying and we're fighting an army of arminianists. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense.
Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch
8K Followers 4K Following This is for all of us who get paid in produce.
👑Julia👑 @FuckingFAB101
696 Followers 4K Following 💯I'm not perfect but I don't give a fuck💯 🍍Keeping it real🍍
Keith Rhode @RRump4President
24 Followers 285 Following 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate. #Rhode4president2016 Conservative, and Proud of It!!
Callum FHT @callummtrader
88 Followers 944 Following Callum , Forex Trader Marketer , 14 day trial available with not many spaces left , DM for details 💸👌🏼
Glo @glososa17
57 Followers 278 Following
Josh Domingo @HipHopmogal
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FrederikThomsen @fredepeggy
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Kevin Huyn @kevinhuynh213
13K Followers 15K Following If no one is going do the same is not worth your time and nobody should be force what to do
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34 Followers 334 Following ig @arzaylea | contact: [email protected] | #clownslifematter
R&B Rhythms @rnbrhythms
436 Followers 2K Following Official twitter page of the site R&B Rhythms. Gumbo Sympathy Podcast Sundays 8-9pm PST. https://t.co/O1QKKaV3LV Partner site of https://t.co/UlUxmjgRxZ
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1111 @1111djdjf
45 Followers 152 Following
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479 Followers 2K Following follow @CiCi_BryBry for a follow from this account
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15 Followers 104 Following Mijn naam is Stijn🔥 ik ben 16jaar volg me op instagram: antwerp_ninjha🔥
Ranaldo @scaredown123
140 Followers 533 Following
Omar Sokareh @OmarSokareh
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YoungSaintLouisPromo @SaintLouisPromo
94 Followers 806 Following YoungSaintLouis Artist Promtion Page! 🚨All Suppoters only!🚨 follow @KobyColls da youngest doing it!🔥
Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon
103K Followers 319 Following It ain't the way it used to be, I'll tell you that. He/Hymn.
AnonymousYouthPastor @YouthPastrAnon
5K Followers 5K Following they don't think I know a butt load of crap about the gospel but I DO, okay?
𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐥𝐍�... @JoelNotJoel
7K Followers 209 Following I Declare to Know Nothing Among You. The Fear of Poverty is the Beginning of a Mega Church. | https://t.co/MOkzbyjKQn | https://t.co/Nk0yS8l87p
christian hipster @ChristnHipster
41K Followers 32 Following lover of photography • organic coffee • marginal music • christ-follower • bicycle builder • soul wanderer
Stuff of Wife @2adults4kids
1K Followers 1K Following A life of faith and domesticity. Jesus, husband, kids, house - and the whole enchilada.
YouthMinProbs @YouthMinProbs
3K Followers 2K Following Expressing the anxieties of student ministry one tweet at a time. #stumin #uthmin #youthminprobs
Preacher Perfect @PreacherPerfect
6K Followers 7K Following Offending people in the name of Jesus since 2011.
Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths
1K Followers 406 Following Give me coffee and a keyboard and watch what I can do.
MLS @Typicalpk
2K Followers 1K Following Outdoor enthusiast, ENFP, Oxford comma user, Libertarian, Mandalorian before it was cool. Love God, love people, be kind.
The Anon Church™ @TheAnonChurch
3K Followers 1K Following Uniting the very best of Church Anons and Parodies
Small Church YP @SmallChurchYP
1K Followers 1K Following Our church, small. Our hearts, big. Our God, bigger. Our Youth are amazing! (mostly) Anonymous Account for fun, ministry and steam release!
Volunteer Worship Lea... @VoluntrWrshpLdr
3K Followers 2K Following Just a volunteer trying to hit the big time - I mean full time - I mean....
Jeff Weddle @FailingPastor
8K Followers 117 Following "If I yet pleased men, I should not be the servant of Christ." (Galatians 1:10) I have the not pleasing men part down.
Then my youth said.. @thenmyyouthsaid
2K Followers 733 Following You can't make this stuff up - quotes from the trenches of youth ministry. Tweet your quotes, e-mail your stories for the blog. [email protected]
Youth Group Boy @YouthGroupBoy
4K Followers 321 Following I'm a boy age 12-17 in your youth group. I fart, flirt, and fellowship. (a parody account)
Lutheran Satire @LutheranSatire
14K Followers 94 Following Lutheran Satire, created by Rev. Hans Fiene, is a project intended to teach the orthodox Christian faith by making fun of stuff. 1 Kings 18:27.
Artificial IntelliPas... @MegaPastorAI
2K Followers 1K Following I've been replaced with Artificial Intelligence. Putting the 'ai' in Christian. Since June 23, 2023 all tweets make use of Artificial Intelligence input.
Old Church Grump @OldChurchGrump
5K Followers 1K Following I'm old, rugged, and cross. Life was harder back in my day, and we liked it.
Honest Youth Pastor @HonestYPTweets
15K Followers 645 Following I attempt to help believers grow in their love for Christ through Biblical discernment.
That Crazy Pastor @ThatCrazyPastor
643 Followers 1K Following A Real Pastor - A Real Husband - A Real Father. This is for fun so we can laugh at ourself, and even better at others. So Relax why so serious!
Evangelical Hipster @evnglcalhipster
8K Followers 1 Following kierkegaardian gastronaut; retired parody account
Sunday Fundie @sunday_fundie
73 Followers 50 Following If there's a praise band in the church, there ain't me in the church.
Basura Blanca @brazen_huzzy
225 Followers 1K Following Pronoun: Nor/mal .....a horse bit me one time. Part time stand-up comedian at open mic nights at local mortuary.
Interesting Pastor @Rev_Interesting
95 Followers 101 Following He is the Most Interesting Pastor in the World. I don't always tweet, but when I do, I prefer to use Twitter
Oldpaths Guide @OldpathsGhost
1K Followers 952 Following Crushed and killed by the weight of unbiblical requirements. Won't rest until all are brought into #oldpaths bondage.
The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm
436 Followers 17 Following willing to proclaim what most pastors only dare to think
Anon Church Member @Anonchurchmembr
1K Followers 657 Following In Church every Wednesday and Sunday! #parody
Calvinist Hawkeye @calvinsthawkeye
477 Followers 324 Following The city is flying and we're fighting an army of arminianists. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense.
Calvinist Rocky @CalvinistRocky
558 Followers 389 Following Italian Stallion - Rocky Balboa. Champion Boxer. Yo Adrian! God did it!!
Calvnst Wonder Woman @CalvnWndrWoman
1K Followers 795 Following The issue is not just Calvin, it's God's sovereignty. Princess. Super strength, speed. Ageless, eternal life. Fiery temper. Lasso of Truth. Jn 15:16
Lutheran Picard @LutheranPicard
2K Followers 830 Following Tweeting, blogging, and podcasting on theology, philosophy, and culture.
Chet Churchpain @Churchpain
9K Followers 4K Following Person, Human, Homo sapiens, non-influencer, and biped. Scared about broccolis. Is Twitter still a thing?
Pastor Pending @RecentPastor
3K Followers 1K Following Former Pastor of the Kobayashi Maru Baptist Church. Now a hospital chaplain. Native Midwesterner
Pastor Obvious says o... @ObviousPastor
3K Followers 1K Following My name isn't really 'Pastor Obvious' but I do tweet obvious things you might hear from a pastor.
Watered Down Gospel. ... @WateredDownGosp
3K Followers 2K Following Let's Do Conspiracies too! Why Bother Preaching the Gospel When Bouncy Houses Bring in More People? Parody/Satire. Duh.
Replacement Pastor @replacepastor
4K Followers 262 Following I am the pastor that replaced the last pastor. Even though they ran him off, I continue to hear how perfect he was. Still wondering why he left?
Pulpit Parody @PulpitParody
3K Followers 2K Following Humor in the church. Lessons for life. Ministry Confessions.
RevUnfiltered @RevUnfiltered
1K Followers 215 Following I am tweeting honest pastoral thoughts that cannot be said out loud. Want to know what the pastor really thought? Tune in here...
Church Volunteer Guy @ChurchVoluntrz
2K Followers 357 Following Just an everyday church volunteer that runs the whole church. No big whoop.
VolunteerYouthPastor @VolunteerYP
2K Followers 214 Following LOVE working with students, even though it's not my real job. Some say it wouldn't be a real job even if there was a paycheck. #rightitsacalling
Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch
8K Followers 4K Following This is for all of us who get paid in produce.
Recovering Baptist @recoveringbapti
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Anonymous Baptist @anonbaptist
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Bad Church Secertary @ChruchSecretary
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