owen @owpatt

surely this isn’t the squad we’re working with 😂😂😂😂😂

Derby County @dcfcofficial

a day ago

Lining up this lunchtime. 📋

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I’m never leaving this app😭😭

Benedict @Th3AfcBen

3 days ago

Chelsea fans at Stamford bridge trying to watch Shaktar home ucl games

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Cuando esté con el GTA VI y el FC27 instalado y vea en Twitter que un chino se comió un murciélago

This bloke is absolutely spot on. Every little detail he said is true. One the most accurate rants I’ve heard in a long, long time

Erling Haaland surprises Pep, Grealish and Ibrahimovic with his new haircut 😂💇🏼‍♂️

Best name of a Greyhound I’ve ever seen.

This is what I fucking mean. You’d go training on a Saturday morning, come home, slap on Soccer AM then watch the early kick off, then SSN, then the late game, bang some fifa in between and the rest of the evening. Then Sunday; wake up MOTD, Sunday League, then Super Sunday… 🥲

The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four

3 weeks ago

I feel sorry for people who didn’t grow up in this era… This was football in its prime 😢🤩

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Dios mío

Wolf 🐺 @PsyGuy007

4 weeks ago

🇫🇷 INSOLITE : Un interviewer demande à un monsieur qui habite là depuis 40 ans s’il peut visiter son appartement qui a une vue exceptionnelle sur la Tour Eiffel.

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Andy Burnham, in two weeks of being PM, has perfectly illustrated the main problem in UK public finances. Week 1: there's a cost of living crisis, so to help you we've taken £45 a year off your electricity bill and capped bus fares at £2. Week 2: we don't have enough money to fund everything we want to do, so we're taking £630 a year out of your salary. Same government, same month. Credit where it's due first - taking VAT off electricity from October is real money, so is the £2 bus cap in January if you're on a bus twice a day. Immediate cost of living relief is genuinely needed by most people. But I'm not sure how someone who couldn't manage without that £45 a year of relief is supposed to now manage with £630 a year less in their pocket? The £630 is a 1.8% levy on income to fund a National Care Service costed at £18bn a year. On a £35,000 salary it's £630, on £50,000 it's £900. It's charged as a percentage of your income. It's collected out of your income. It is not, apparently, income tax, because they're going to call it a levy. It also only applies to taxpayers over 34... So you turn 35 and take a pay cut, at the exact age most people are stretched on a mortgage with childcare costing more than the mortgage. But the UKs ACTUALLY problem? Spending is too high. And it's too high in ways that are fixable if anyone was willing to challenge the status quo rather than buy more votes with handouts. This is where £1,383bn goes this year: Health, £269.6bn Pensions, £236.3bn Welfare, £204.0bn Education, £126.7bn Debt interest, £104.6bn Defence, £75.2bn Everything else, £367.1bn Health, £269.6bn: We need mandatory health insurance as an employment benefit and a hybrid model. Everyone hears "insurance" and pictures America, someone bleeding out over a copay, as if no other model exists on earth. The Netherlands has mandatory private health insurance. Insurers are legally required to accept everyone. They cannot charge you more for being chronically ill. A risk equalisation pool moves money towards the insurers covering the sickest people. It's consistently ranked top three in Europe. Welfare, £204.0bn: Income tax raises £330bn. So almost 2 of every 3 pounds of Income Tax taken from every working person in this country is spoken for by the welfare bill. Welfare should be for people who cannot work. Disability, genuine incapacity, the people it was built to protect. It has drifted into a general income top-up, and the number that proves it is 4.2 million working age people now claiming at least one health related benefit, up a million since 2019. Change how we determine eligibility, fix a lot of spending issues immediately. Pensions, £236.3bn: The state pension is a Ponzi scheme, and I mean that technically rather than as an insult. There is no fund - the ONS says so plainly. Your National Insurance is not being put aside and invested for your State Pension, It just pays the payouts for last year's pensioners. Yours depends entirely on there being enough workers behind you. Which, btw, there won't be. The ratio of pensioners to workers goes from 27% to 48% by 2050 (and these estimates are before we've seen the proper impact of AI/automation on jobs. Australia already fixed this: 12% of earnings into a private fund with your name on it, mandatory, employer paid. It's your money, it compounds, it doesn't need a bigger generation behind you to work. We could mandate the same tomorrow and let the state pension run down over the next 40 years, eventually saving £236bn a year. You can't levy your way out of these problems. A 1.8% charge on everyone over 34 raises £18bn. It doesn't even cover the interest on our existing debt. And in the meantime... If we're going to borrow anyway, why is none of it buying anything? Norway found oil in 1969 and put the money in a fund... That fund is now worth $2.049 trillion. It holds a stake in roughly 1.5% of every listed company on the planet. We found oil in the same decade and spent it. The UK's National Wealth Fund is capitalised at £27.8bn. Norway's is about 73 times bigger. So where is our position in AI, in data centres, in grid scale renewables, in batteries, in electric vehicles, in any of the things the next fifty years actually runs on? We borrow £133bn a year and almost none of it buys an asset. Fix government spending immediately, increase government income over time (without milking people for every penny of 'levy' you can find), and quality of life will genuinely improve as people have more money in their pockets. The UK has a spending problem, not a tax problem.

RIP Celebrity Mastermind 💔 The BBC may have axed you but it’ll never axe this from my memory

The truth. COVID.GOV 👀

New: #dcfc are moving closer to finalising an investment deal with Saudi billionaire Turki Alalshikh. Independent football regulator expected to make final decision next week but there is growing optimism that Derby will receive the green light on a major cash injection telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

They’re all outrageous but this is the clearest of the lot 😂

Zacbfc @Zacbfc1233

a month ago

@cricketkit Even clearer, watch his left hand, this was from last year when they needed 1 wicket and the other team needed 4 runs.

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Best ever

📸📸 Said hello to a 90-year-old stranger sitting alone in Kensington Gardens in London. This is what he told me...

Finally completed HS2 in Birmingham......

Wow 😂😂😂😂

Someone please correct me if I’m wrong, Burnham has appointed: - a Housing Secretary who “resigned” in disgrace from the same job because she couldn’t even pay the correct stamp duty on her 2nd house - a previously sacked convicted fraudster who will be in charge of ethics in the Cabinet Office - a Business Secretary that had to apologise to parliament over misleading CV statements - a Chancellor who couldn’t count how many frigates we had in our fleet when he was defence secretary - a Defence Secretary with no military experience (despite multiple ex-servicemen available) So much for the “hope” vibes.

Watched this about 5 times and I’m still 50/50 if he’s Charlie’d up to high heaven or just has a mild form of cerebral palsy

Tom @tom1875_

2 months ago

Cooper on the flake hahaha

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