Øyvind Mortveit 🇳🇴 🇺🇦 @oymor
Organizer of Karmøygeddon Metal Festival & Karmøygeddon metal club. Arsenal fan and member of Haugaland Cognac club facebook.com/oyvind.mortveit Haugesund Joined July 2012-
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Breaking News. Donald Trump is now going to change the name of Canada Geese to Donald Ducks. Skulle så gjerne ha funne på denne sjølv, men den er for god til ikkje å dele.
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@JarlWaage Det er fascinerende hvor langt selvtillit kan bære en når historiekunnskapen har tatt fri.
@ourworldalpha1 @YourAnonNews Nothing is more predictable than someone who has no idea what they’re talking about delivering it with absolute confidence. They end up spectacularly wrong, yet somehow remain completely immune to embarrassment.
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@OleAsbjoernNess Liker det når folk vil bruke observasjoner om naturfenomener for å bestride de samme observasjonene om naturfenomener. Fra menneskene hvis jobb det er å observere disse spesifikke naturfenomenene.
Det amerikanske rettssystemet slutter aldri å fascinere. Du risikerer altså strengere straff for å røre vannet foran Lincoln Memorial enn for å oppføre deg upassende mot mindreårige. Det krever visst mer bakgrunnssjekk å vasse i en fontene enn det gjør å få tilgang til atomkodene
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“Where is Vader today?” “He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”
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Bottle this feeling 🍾
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I've never sen anything more accurate
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Trump makes a major announcement about the war with Iran
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AVOID THOSE PEOPLE TELLING YOU ARSENAL WILL NOT WIN THE LEAGUE
Jeg har ikke abo på Stavanger Aftenblad, så det er mulig overskriften fremstiller Velle i ett fryktelig dårlig lys her. Men altså.. HÆ? Vi kunne altså klart oss uten leger, tannleger, ingeniører, spesialsykepleiere, jurister, veterinærer, lærere…. Eller hva mener han egentlig?
@AnnieForTruth Maybe he shouldn’t have said 100 kilometers, because for the average MAGA voter, metric units are basically classified information… and they’d need Fox News to translate it into freedom units.
@Trump_Jr_Q Judging by the results, the poll was probably conducted at the family dinner table.
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🎙️ “Tottenham were finishing above Arsenal for six successive years…” 🗣️ Thierry Henry: “I didn’t know that was an achievement!” ❤️🤣
Øyvind Mortveit 🇳🇴 🇺🇦 retweeted
Dear Europeans, Many American tourists visiting your continent are now saying they’re from Canada, for obvious reasons. Verify by asking 3 simple questions: - What’s in poutine - What does “KD” stand for, and - At what temperature (in Celsius) do shorts become unacceptable? 🇨🇦
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