Patchwork @patchwork062825

The REAL Patchwork. Official X Account. Weren’t live @ Glastonbury 28/06/2025 (but should’ve been). Waiting for Glasto ‘27. Music through and beyond. Outside Worthy Farm Joined June 2025

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Patchwork @patchwork062825

12 months ago

@NicolaKnow36941 Enjoy Tramlines - looks lots of fun. Perhaps Nipper is the secret headliner…

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12 months ago

We’ve been informed that Superman’s dog Krypto recently replaced Nipper at HMV Oxford Street. Since then, Nipper’s whereabouts are unknown. This is quite the disappearance.

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12 months ago

Poster glimpsed in London after a meeting. Nipper the HMV dog is missing! Have you seen him?

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Nicola Knowles @NicolaKnow36941

12 months ago

@patchwork062825 I reckon he’s heading to Tramlines !! I’ll look out for him 👍X

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Oh. The poor thing. We all know where those things lead. Given his wisdom, he is surely a canny canine who will avoid such paths. Hopefully he is having a peaceful time in the sun, taking a break from listening to records, getting some sleep, and enjoying being Nipper the napper.

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Nik D @nikidoog

12 months ago

@patchwork062825 I hope he’s not enticed by hallucinogenics whilst on the streets, like Catamine or Woofies!!

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Nik D @nikidoog

12 months ago

Whaaaaaa!! Ageism gone mad.

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12 months ago

@nikidoog We hope he turns up soon too. Apparently Superman’s dog replaced Nipper on HMV Oxford Street. Since then, Nipper’s whereabouts are unknown. This is quite the disappearance.

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12 months ago

@nikidoog A splendid pair of wonder elders.

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Nik D @nikidoog

12 months ago

@patchwork062825 Grandma’s broth. Full of goodness

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Patchwork @patchwork062825

12 months ago

@nikidoog We hope he turns up soon too. Apparently Superman’s dog replaced Nipper on HMV Oxford Street. Since then, Nipper’s whereabouts are unknown. This is quite the disappearance.

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12 months ago

Poster glimpsed in London after a meeting. Nipper the HMV dog is missing! Have you seen him?

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12 months ago

@nikidoog A talented food physician indeed. And he clearly contributed wonderfully to your nutritional development to help make you the splendid bean you are today.

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Nik D @nikidoog

12 months ago

@patchwork062825 It took a while. He was gutted. Reigning ‘best leeks’ champion for 3 years running come to an abrupt halt. Still won the ‘best cabbages’ category as consolation.

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Nik D @nikidoog

12 months ago

@patchwork062825 I don’t think his hearing will be what it used to be, so try attracting his attention with semaphore arm signals. Hope poor Nipper is found.

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Nik D @nikidoog

12 months ago

The cutthroat allotment allegiance is not to be messed with. My grandad’s pitch was once decimated by rival joyriders who had a pitch, passed the leisure centre then left at the lights.

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12 months ago

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12 months ago

Update - re: Merchandise availability Sadly we have been unable to resolve the leek in my Dad's garage. We apologise for the continued disruption and hope to restore our service soon. Thanks to everyone for your patience. The matriarch merchandise range will be back shortly. As we explore alternative retail spaces, it looks most likely that we will be vending from Dad's shed. At present, access to the outhouse building is a challenge as it is located to the rear of the main premises. Negotiations are being held with a Nicolas Bonks to allow customers to visit via a path in his allotment. However, Mr Bonks is driving a hard bargain and is demanding a 17% cut of all sales, as well as first dibs on our best rhubarb. Furthermore, the garden hedges are in a state of neglect and appropriate curtains must be sourced for the house on the property, in order to preserve the dignity of the matriarchal residents. As the shed also acts as a rehearsal space for The REAL Patchwork, we will need to review opening times as appropriate. Commerce and craft must not clash.

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12 months ago

@pearlpulp In case you missed them, here are a load of clues... x.com/patchwork06282…

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a year ago

Countdown Clues: Who are we? #patchwork Clue #10. Hawkins rapport.

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12 months ago

@NicolaKnow36941 Only tramlines we know about are the ones on my nephew's head 😉

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a year ago

Statement about Glastonbury today.

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a year ago

@nikidoog @welovepulp We were going to study 'How to unwarp plastic containables following a sustained period of unusual British heatwave weather upon items stored in the glare of automotive windows' at our local poly. But we got rejected so we ended up taking a different class.