super sad bros dx @pedricko
fully automated luxury gay space constipation Cheshire, England Joined July 2009-
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They're all buy to let landlords now
In a single generation we’ve lost the technology to make mouthy slappers like this. We used to call them ladettes. They drank lager, vomited in the street and would punch you right between the eyes if they didn’t like the cut of your gib. Gone, gone, all gone.
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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a cenobite.
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We got Axl rose being more woke than Metallica, what the fuck is going on 😭
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Frank Cotton was the original chopped Unc.
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I love a movie where Jeffrey Combs is disgusting
Somone tell buddy about CFW
The shitty AI Button isn't the only reason you should stay away from Anbernic products. Their Software is awful and usually riddled with bugs, their Hardware is prone to failures, the company is forcing AI shit into their Software, their Updates are often buggy.
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>he opened the box
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The principal in Carrie:
The overlap between people with bad takes on hellraiser and wanting kink at pride is overwhelming.
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I'm going to hell for this one.
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just had a dream that nintendo put mario duck hunt on switch 2 but smb was just a nes rom and duck hunt was remade in unreal engine
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Using every move in Pokémon Emerald simultaneously
Picturing Bernthal going BULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET
Absolutely fucking insane and stupid depiction of a lockdown drill in Carrie where they have a guy walk around the school with a fake gun making gunshot noises. THEY DONT FUCKING DO THAT!!!!!
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Carrie sequel called Carries where a squad of marines is sent into the high school to fight an entire hive of Carrie Whites
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A random Family Guy line I say a lot is when Tom Tucker explains how he was going to play Freddy Krueger but turned it down and then says "And now this Robert Englund is the talk of the town."
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Mortals don’t even happily enter your torture dimension after solving your puzzle box anymore, they just look at you like this
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they should add a Not For You tab. i wanna see what the algorithm thinks i’d hate
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pediatric hospitals are funny because of the wide range that 0-17 is. sorry, i know you're in a gang and you go hard and you got shot but you're 16 so you're going in the Winnie the Pooh room.
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Saying “Netanyahu” like Timmy turners dad says dinkleberg anytime something bad happens to me
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