luke @phurionlb

yeah buddy lightweight baby ain’t nothin but a peanut keep it moving now t come on play with it twitch.tv/phurionlol Pontefract Joined August 2012

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luke @phurionlb

a year ago

Finally, a job role I can actually see myself doing

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luke @phurionlb

3 years ago

@AyleexEU @sandralissandra my fav was when they played a hard style remix of glimpse of us

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luke @phurionlb

3 years ago

just heard a guy refer to his broken charging cable as a ‘funky ol’ monkey’ bro PLEASEE

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some guy with a flared collar on his polo shirt just materialises from the republic of Congo to tell me he’s using this machine in the gym, literally walked from his frat house to claim a machine that was empty for 5 min ????

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luke @phurionlb

3 years ago

@AyleexEU @SkudeLoL @royalwinsmid @ViggoEdits @Snuggli_ what did you throw at it

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luke @phurionlb

3 years ago

@Deestinyer @BojingYuxuanWei that’s before the tax man gets his little grubby paws on it too

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luke @phurionlb

3 years ago

just thinking about how Chris brown drove along with 1 hand and pummelled Rihanna in the face repetitively with the second and now he’s revered like nothing ever happened

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luke @phurionlb

3 years ago

if you had 1 man from every European country compete in a hand to hand deathmatch royal rumble who would win? Gotta be a Balkan country

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luke @phurionlb

3 years ago

when you send an email to a customer but you write ‘Fortnite’ instead of ‘fortnight’ god help me

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luke @phurionlb

3 years ago

come on engerland score some facking goals

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luke @phurionlb

4 years ago

so annoying when ur trying to buy something and the website is garbage, just take my fucking money FFS

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luke @phurionlb

4 years ago

@bxcki I’ve literally been in a full suit and I still get ID’d, like ma’am pls this is not some elaborate secret shopper ploy

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luke @phurionlb

4 years ago

people rly be smelly af, and FOR WHAT

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luke @phurionlb

4 years ago

@cryptotracy7 @paulydk3 @Realtshad @TateTheTalisman somebody shares an anecdote about their dad now being cancer free, and your response is to say that you've seen a lot of people die of cancer after being cancer free? you seem like a decent human being

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Jake Lucky🔜TGS @JakeSucky

4 years ago

xQc bet $500,000 on France, when they went down 0-2 he cashed out his bet for $5,000 💀

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luke @phurionlb

4 years ago

@MatthewBrownTM Regardless, I think it’s a controversial topic that I wouldn’t even go near if I was in a relationship with somebody who’s livelihood is dependant on their public image

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luke @phurionlb

4 years ago

imagine potentially jeopardising your boyfriends multi-million dollar brand because you are too unhinged to stfu LOL

Macaiyla @macaiyla

4 years ago

@feltwelt7 @hbirddd @elonmusk @StationCDRKelly Comparing skin color and something you are literally born with to mental delusions of believing you are anything other than a man or woman is actually crazy. Go fuck yourself

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luke @phurionlb

4 years ago

@rellierae ppl are too brave like wtf

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luke @phurionlb

4 years ago

@lucilyeuw I can’t get my head around how this wouldn’t cause an argument, I’d be FUMING

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luke @phurionlb

4 years ago

@cfrank1319 @flownaway10 @fabianoyaga2 @CORNICEMAN @KCH_76 @SirVolcy @ninaturner what about the 64% of your country that lives paycheck to paycheck, dumbass?