Courtney Legg @porkney
Ain't nothin' wrong with being a little gay Joined April 2009-
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@Dan_Hamilton without thinking I immediately texted you saying "you got mugged?" So whoever stole your phone has that. Hope you're ok!
I see they included two forks with my Indian food. Did they thing this order was for two? #bikiniseason
@CrossettWeBear the Game Makers would place a hot dog in the cornucopia and I'd be a goner. Can't fight nature.
@Dan_Hamilton Shit and I had just convinced you I'm good at Internet. Do you think it's because I was the millionth visitor to that site?
@CrossettWeBear @metzmeister I have been nothing if not a lady
@CrossettWeBear Let's only talk like this
Why is our floor all wet? Because Erin & Craig water boarded each other, inspired by Zero Dark Thirty #sundayfunday
And then I ate ice cream for breakfast. Because I'm an animal. #treatyoself
And then I ate mac & cheese and fried chicken and hot chocolate and wine while listening to beyonce because IT'S MY BIRTHDAY #treatoyoself
And now I will simultaneously eat and watch TV laying down because it is my birthday. And I only do that on my birthday. #treatyoself
"Ms. Legg you look TERRIBLE today." #awesome #joysofbeingateacher
Nice try, Baltimore airport, with positioning that"nature's kitchen" closest to my entrance. I found the McDonald's. #melweekend
@ohgoshhhh you my boyfriend #missya #meetatvalentines
Taking my kids to the smithsonian! Help me. #heregoesnothing #hopeitdoesntburndown
Erin AND Fleisher went for a run? What? Why do all my roommates do this to me #realitytvonthecouch for me!
Perfect I've managed to move to another place where my neighbors leave unsigned passive aggressive notes. I'm sending you all poisoned muff
Erin Crossett: "Courtney I made a mess and I don't want to clean it up. This kitchens confusing. Ooh what's this?" #helpme
Erin Crossett: "If I'm going on a gluten free diet, you're going on a gluten free diet." #butilovebread #literallymyworstnightmare
Goodbye Rochester! I'll miss you even if you are the city of broken dreams #meliorabitches
Brian @imbrian999
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Em @krausthemaus
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Lebron The Dachshund @LebronTheDawg
35 Followers 20 Following I'm a dachshund that aspires to play in the NBA. I would NEVER desert Cleveland though.
Daniel Lane @danlane900
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Craig Baumgartner @bumziggler
31 Followers 46 Following
Justin Roncaioli @JRoncaioli
297 Followers 988 Following Postdoc @pennvet w @striepenlab. PhD @berkeleymcb w @russellevance. Studying host-pathogen interactions between ravioli and the intestine. he/him
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Colleen O'Connor @ohgoshhhh
54 Followers 154 Following I like wearing sun dresses and eating sour gummy things.
Diane Nitzberg @dnitzberg
34 Followers 28 Following
Brian @imbrian999
36 Followers 110 Following
Lebron The Dachshund @LebronTheDawg
35 Followers 20 Following I'm a dachshund that aspires to play in the NBA. I would NEVER desert Cleveland though.
Em @krausthemaus
53 Followers 153 Following
The Onion @TheOnion
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Paul Kintner @MulattoMumba
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Daniel Lane @danlane900
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Justin Roncaioli @JRoncaioli
297 Followers 988 Following Postdoc @pennvet w @striepenlab. PhD @berkeleymcb w @russellevance. Studying host-pathogen interactions between ravioli and the intestine. he/him
Craig Baumgartner @bumziggler
31 Followers 46 Following
Colleen O'Connor @ohgoshhhh
54 Followers 154 Following I like wearing sun dresses and eating sour gummy things.
Eric C. @dhser32
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Alex Federation @afederation
558 Followers 418 Following Co-founder, CEO of Talus Bio illuminating the regulome | controlling the genome | drugging the 'undruggable' #proteomics, #teammassspec, #chembio
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