your bff alex @psybermonkey
I don't know what I'm doing but I hope you like it. Follow me on Instagram, I hate it here. instagram.com/suspiciousduck… Joined July 2011-
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The best murder weapon would be a tupperwear lid because nobody would ever find it
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I don’t get it. Are Americans just like… really really really really really really fuckin’ dumb?
Felt like making some buttons for no particular reason
You can't control the wind but you can adjust your sails. Except the sails are on fire and nobody is coming to save you.
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Powerful. Just wrote-in my daughter’s name
We Understand the Assignment Too. 💙
@HPsoccer It is illegal for you to ask me that.
I made a Brian figurine, but I'm too afraid to show it to anyone.
@ITYSL_memes thought it was a little pimp
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Me: *destroys spider web Spider: wow Me: *puts up fake spider web Spider: WOW
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[Movie theater] Date: did you sneak in Goldfish like I asked? Me: yup *reaches into coat pocket* uh oh Date: did you forget? Me: no but they stopped movin
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Sims loading screen advice lol
If you date a person with a skill, they will do that skill in your house.
Thank you all for the kind messages of support and friendly invites!
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