John “Jonesy” Jones @purppump
White boy of the year candidate | LSU parking’s #1 customer | ΔΓ House Boy #thesouthwillriseagain Baton Rouge, LA Joined February 2025-
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Been alive for 21 years and still can’t figure out how to drink water from a glass
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NEWS: Texas A&M is entering a new corporate partnership with Grindr, that includes jersey patches for all 27 UM teams. The deal is expected to yield the school nearly $22 million per year. Another monumental win for the Aggies
@SECSupremacyCFB Too bad our defense couldn’t stop a nose bleed
There’s a snowballs chance in hell my kid is not good at any sports. baseball, football, golf. Gotta at least make it in one
@DrChipinskiii That’s how they get ya
68° Sunday afternoon with a box full of reds, gumbo on the stove, no homework and Drew Brees cooking on the tv
@GaryWoodBurner Got out at 7:15 and sweat thru the hat at 9
@TortoiseCosta I try to get down here atleast once a year just too inexperienced down there to go more
It’s so fucking hot out if I had to shit I would hydroplane off the seat
@Merm_Acqaruim My gf is in Louisiana and is way hotter
Nothing like being taught a fuckass drinking game by a chick that makes no sense
@theSmailskid Found two used ones that match my tread depth for 40 a piece. They’ll do for now I got the truck with them
Yes it’s July 25th and 90° outside but when the lions hungry he fucking eats
@mikehockener Stood in front of the stove for ab an hour. Shoulder sore
@TalkinBaseball_ To anyone who says otherwise
@skater_boy86 Decent game if you got a couple people who can actually pay attention
@TheDonAce04 @SamBeau1972 That’s all you man
Dale "Beever" Dimmado... @daledimmadomeII
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Ronald “Bag” Burg... @racked4dayz
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Dale Cuckler @Dalecuck1
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jon @jontom_14
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Donny “ Ace “ McG... @TheDonAce04
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Mike “The Vacuum”... @TheBigVacuum97
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Ron “The Enforcer�... @Ron_Harbaugh52
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DatBoyKwame @datboykwam
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Bryan "Brian" O'Neil @bryanbrian46
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Harvey Spectator, CPA @HarvySpectator
598 Followers 576 Following Harvard Law Alumni || Graduated Sigma Bag Laude || Married to Donna (good cookie) 💍 || Best closer in Statesboro, GA
Jackie Chu @QueefMurphy
437 Followers 286 Following MinWooChu - Former D1 football participant - 3.9 HDCP - Driving iron enthusiast - #MACtion
Emperor Liam McNeeley @KonVeton
143 Followers 392 Following
Amy Bliss 🌹 @amyb7223rp
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Jess @Catherinmadi
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Jimmy DeLuca, MBA @JimmyDeLuca6
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Michael “Siberian�... @buckheadmichael
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Earl “Deuce” Ming... @EarlDeuces
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Retro Golf Game @RetroGolfGame
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Celia @WilliamsZykeim
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Dr. Fredo “GrimReap... @nvrsellursol
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Timmy Finnashawty @finna_shawty
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BidenRoethlisberger42... @johnsontugger2
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Keeley Parks @KeeleyPark0jx
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Marshall “Roofie”... @marshmcg
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Apu “Bagripper” G... @negapls
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Gilbert Jackson CPA @GilbertoNcheese
52 Followers 92 Following ball knower pawg lover Whiskey Rose regular
groooovegremlin67 @groovegremlin67
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Tyler “Sweet Feet�... @A_Schaeffer_BMW
167 Followers 156 Following part-time shoplifter | crazy layup package | Sig Ep UGA 1995 Pledge Master
Patrick Dickens @Patrickd1ckens
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hannah Lopez @hannahLope58336
219 Followers 2K Following
Phil “Radiator Hose... @PhilNison
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Min Woo“tang” Lee @DrChipinskiii
276 Followers 204 Following Min Woo Lee Lover | Tide | Active Bronsexual | Chicago Cubs Enjoyer | Whoop wearer | 15.5 HC | Former June 2020 burner #lethimcook
Mark “Bag Ripper”... @tapean04
697 Followers 648 Following Class of ‘88 SigPi PledgeMaster #Big10 Easy1MoneySniper Fan | 4x Dye Champion | Cigar Enjoyer | Juco Catcher #dnmw
🚬🍺 @OXUDL2
225 Followers 360 Following if im using this account my other one is suspended | #jetup | #repbx | #NJDevils | RIP ROWDY | NASCAR diehard | boston sucks
jevangelous @jayrod787
124 Followers 7K Following
Hulk hands @Hulk__hands
27 Followers 100 Following
DatBoyKwame @datboykwam
582 Followers 302 Following | Twitchy hands | Dan Campbell understander | Michigan Man | formerly @kwamecampaigner | Former SEC personality | Proficient ball striker
sydney files @sydneysfiles
130K Followers 55 Following blessing your timeline with sydney sweeney ❤️🔥 || fan account, NOT affiliated with sydney sweeney. ͏ ͏ ͏
Harvey Spectator, CPA @HarvySpectator
598 Followers 576 Following Harvard Law Alumni || Graduated Sigma Bag Laude || Married to Donna (good cookie) 💍 || Best closer in Statesboro, GA
Emperor Liam McNeeley @KonVeton
143 Followers 392 Following
Tweeth Mitchell @tweeth_mitchell
8K Followers 949 Following Keith Mitchell appreciator / President, #visorgang USA / Founder & CVO @thetakesmen spaces / Comments section is for followers only
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Earl “Deuce” Ming... @EarlDeuces
897 Followers 456 Following Geed enthusiast | avid tugger and box muncher | Recently divorced father of 2 | recovering gambler | Anne Hathaway (would) | 3x doxxed
Em @Em2ow
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Matt “Big Mo” Gib... @GibsonMatt8218
651 Followers 172 Following Clinton College ‘94 | +0.1 Handicap | American Patriot | In remembrance of Billy Joe “Thunderbuck”
Reed White @SoftRWhite
172 Followers 81 Following Scrolling Advocate | Jam bands, yes | Here to talk about and confess things from my life
Gatorade Guru @GatoradeGuru420
412 Followers 251 Following Louisiana ➡️ NYC / Golf Nerd / Finance / Book Worm
Tyler “Sweet Feet�... @A_Schaeffer_BMW
167 Followers 156 Following part-time shoplifter | crazy layup package | Sig Ep UGA 1995 Pledge Master
Patrick Dickens @Patrickd1ckens
30 Followers 29 Following OWHS alumni | Town hall 14 | Champ 2 RL | Beckett Schweer enthusiast |
BidenRoethlisberger42... @johnsontugger2
2K Followers 2K Following Motivational speaker, philanthropist #tuggernation ΠΚΑ
🔱inning 🔱ith G�... @ChrisGarcia2424
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Timmy Finnashawty @finna_shawty
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Gary “JJ Spaun” W... @GaryWoodBurner
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Auntie “Fanny” An... @AuntiePAnn
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Min Woo“tang” Lee @DrChipinskiii
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Goddess Nova ☼☽ @novaaaagoddess
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Juul Queen @Doinks2Big
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Troy Baseball ⚔️ @TroyTrojansBSB
34K Followers 307 Following The Official Twitter Account of the Two-Time NCAA National Champion Troy Baseball Program | 23 NCAA Regional Appearances | 16 Conference Championships
Outlaw @OutlawParlays
90K Followers 80 Following Ex–data engineer for tech startups. Now I use analytics to wrangle the sportsbooks 🪢 God 1st! Join 2,000+ memebers in my Inner Circle Discord ⬇️
TigerOnTit @TigerOnTit
266 Followers 193 Following Chasing birdies, flushes, and parlays. 📈 Teaser enthusiast. 🤟 Bozo U 🙌 Slamming pelv since ‘99
Frontierism @frontierism
42K Followers 946 Following Propaganda machine. Heritage American. Verbum Vincet.
Eugene “E” Collin... @Eugene34333572
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Ella Langley @ellalangleymsic
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Zach Von Rosenberg @ZVR09
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Kiffin Shiesty 🩸 @LSUBanditz
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Justin “pinkie” T... @63atEH
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