sami @queasyphon

30s歳she/they, AuDHD, lesbian,🔞link click, alnst, kuroshit, xiv, orv, tshd, & other stuff. i'm fujo. ⚰️🕊️within //🚫AI🚫 twitch.tv/acyushi icon comm by @strangelewdity Joined March 2019

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why is cosmo screaming? @cosmohotdog

23 hours ago

I asked her if sitting in the bin was fun

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Vivian @suchnerve

a day ago

Guy who grew up emotionally neglected: (tone of pleased surprise) “Thank you for hanging out with me again”

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꒰ঌ( ◜ ✿ ◝ )໒꒱ @ponyvillechud

3 days ago

we’ve lived so long without ai why does everyone act like they can’t live without it now

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mel ✦ comms closed @caramel_fucks

17 hours ago

when ur rich jock bf buys u lingerie so u have to send him a pic #ivantill #tillsex

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みみみ @mmmnemunemuO

23 hours ago

急なバニー欲(actor女体化無法地帯)

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sunny davis + rosi @terumobyuri

a day ago

Beautiful woman named Community Notes won’t stop messaging me

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sami @queasyphon

13 hours ago

time to go make good on it and write a bunch of smut where i do whatever i want

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sami @queasyphon

13 hours ago

i'm seeing qrts of my own tweet on my for you page help ALDKFKSLAL

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@Mothiloves a phase where a dick can't get hard, aroused, or orgasm after cumming (the amount of time varies), so it would make the trope of multiple rounds one after the other/marathon sex impossible

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sami @queasyphon

2 days ago

i hate when people "um actually" smut tropes 😔💔 idc if belly bulge is unrealistic idc if you can't actually feel someone cum inside you idc if there's a refractory period i'm gonna write it the way that makes my dick hard

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mizuya 【8/30 東１イ12b】 @mowar25

14 hours ago

#ivantill 🤤😑

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sami @queasyphon

17 hours ago

@goonestangel MY QUEEN

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Kit💀🖤 @jonarart

22 hours ago

i keep thinking of ivans chest )-:

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َ @4NGELWING

a day ago

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

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mel ✦ comms closed @caramel_fucks

19 hours ago

aight now I need to know

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dot. @gamedotgame

a year ago

🖤💚

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sami @queasyphon

19 hours ago

@sonarcide ifkr all these icons in my life 😭feels like death shouldn't apply to them u know...

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sami @queasyphon

20 hours ago

TIM CURRY??? RIGHT AFTER DOLLY??? WORLD SLOW DOWN PLEASE

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sami @queasyphon

19 hours ago

NO WAIT it was about how yes, things HAD to be gay

🤕 💕🐯@queasyphon @crystalisk

8 years ago

"not everything has to be gay" you're wrong. starting today, immediately after this tweet, everything has to be gay. legally. if it's not gay, the FBI will be at your door within minutes

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sami @queasyphon

19 hours ago

i'm glad that if any of my tweets exploded it was one about being unrepentantly horny and doing what i want in smut the only other time i had a tweet explode was the one i wrote about it being illegal to be straight or whatever it was

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sami @queasyphon

20 hours ago

oh god something happened

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sami @queasyphon

19 hours ago

@the_quipper it's always going this hard over fictional characters. where's the support for abuse victims irl...?? 🔎 hmmm. sorry you're dealing w this more than a day later (but in hindsight seeing shit like this in the past, that might be peanuts time-wise😭still sucks)