captain brian @quebecween
the manifestation of evil. famed writer. empathetic narcissist. 3 time pulitzer nominee. clean hippie. leader of the woke mob. geographer. italian-american. rateyourmusic.com/~captainbrian 🇺🇸 south florida NOT quebec Joined March 2022-
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what’s going on in west palm beach florida??
@eyo295_ it’s going amazing that’s why i’m not on here
oh my god why is it actually real
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can someone please buy me geoguessr pro
They did this last year, are Gumball and Finn canonly black or what 😭
how i look after decimating the local rabbit population and bringing countless dead birds to the front door
they should’ve cast my bf as george harrison
Each of the 4 ‘BEATLES’ films will be “totally different” and will reflect each member. (Source: thedirect.com/article/the-be…)
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The amazing courtship dance of the Pin-tailed Whydah 😍
i feel like chud having a girlfriend defeats the point, he’s supposed to be an incel he can’t find love
this post was made by Big Pharma
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"So what's your take" "This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent" "100% disagree"
@GoobGobb that’s why you smoke it until the filter instead of saving nasty roaches
crackheads
Who else saves roaches like they’re emergency funds?
ohhh that’s what the nonbinary flag means
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thought i found some unwound at the thrift store but it’s just lousy tom jones
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