Raphael @raphaelkylej

Organic chemist |• Nerd l • Together, we can make beautiful molecules. Joined December 2011

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Raphael @raphaelkylej

a day ago

The very same guy who is apparently spitting bars. This is the exact source of your problems!

Mdara Gee @mudharagee

3 days ago

This ANC guy keeps talking non stop but if you piece together some of his utterances, they make a bale sense. ANC looters and pillagers are the source and cause of instability in Southern Africa.

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Raphael @raphaelkylej

7 days ago

@UebertAngel sekuru Yubhi mudzaniri makadini Ndokumbirawo kutaura nemi Muzukuru WaMurambasvina kwachivamba

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Raphael @raphaelkylej

a week ago

A man who has not hit his Claude limit by noon has wasted his morning.” -Socrates, shortly before being rate limited, 320 BC *citation needed*

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IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession

a week ago

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week. He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook. He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008. He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7. I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation. I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture. By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits. You can't hack what you can't interface with. He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance. I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling". He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision. I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk. Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

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Raphael @raphaelkylej

a week ago

All this is stranger than fiction. There are four, five Austrians in the way, but he finds a way. Why? Because he works miracles. He is Lionel Messi

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PC_Lab@IITJammu @AscrgLab

a week ago

Happy to share that our work on accessing thiophene-fused furans via visible light photoredox-catalyzed [3+2]-annulation reaction - now published in Chemical Communications pubs.rsc.org/en/content/art… Thanks @ANRFIndia for funding. Congratulations Himani #Photocatalysis #Carbenes

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Raphael @raphaelkylej

2 weeks ago

Start Endrick or become a chicken. Ancelotti:

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Raphael @raphaelkylej

2 weeks ago

PCR on a deer is nuts

TheJoyConnection + @Strategiceye127

2 weeks ago

After freeing the deer from the fence, he realized the fight wasn't over. Refusing to give up, he helped bring it back to life. 🦌❤️

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Raphael @raphaelkylej

2 weeks ago

@SwissEmbassyKE @PZJBimha Any Swiss Partner ?

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Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa

2 weeks ago

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

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Raphael @raphaelkylej

2 weeks ago

Messi Hatrick

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Raphael @raphaelkylej

2 weeks ago

Take Feran Tores to Boko Haram camp rn @TheHateCentral

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Raphael @raphaelkylej

2 weeks ago

@portia_moz @Kokoleo_zn @grok educate the arrogance?

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Dramatic Lawyer🇿🇼 @todo_simms

2 weeks ago

A lot of women are desperate for the wedding and not the marriage..

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Raphael @raphaelkylej

3 weeks ago

@mark76292133 @JerryBeller1 @YourAnonCentral Besides Claude it’s self ? 😂

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Yusuf Auwal @AuwalYusuf34760

3 weeks ago

📢 CALL FOR APPLICATIONS – ACS-RI WORKING TEAM Are you passionate about research, innovation, and empowering the next generation of African scholars? The African Center for Student-Led Research and Innovation (ACS-RI), invites qualified and motivated individuals to apply for the listed available positions. This role offers an opportunity to contribute to the design of a continental research bootcamp aimed at equipping university students with practical research skills, mentorship opportunities, and innovative problem-solving competencies. Responsibilities include: ✅ Designing training modules and learning activities ✅ Developing the bootcamp curriculum and program structure ✅ Identifying relevant research themes and practical exercises ✅ Supporting the implementation of high-impact research capacity-building initiatives If you have experience or interest in research, education, curriculum development, public health, biomedical sciences, or innovation, we encourage you to apply. ⏰ Application Deadline: 15th June 2026 📌 Click the application link attached to apply. Join us in building a stronger culture of student-led research and innovation across Africa. #ACSRI #ResearchBootcamp #StudentLedResearch #AfricanInnovation #ResearchCapacityBuilding #FAMSA #IPSF #AFMLSSA docs.google.com/forms/d/1twud3…

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Raphael @raphaelkylej

3 weeks ago

@WitsUniversity Hey Wits Who is the program manager on this ? I need to be in contact with them and have more information. Feel free to dm their tag.

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Mrs M @MrsScotty_M

3 weeks ago

Another opportunity for women twas.org/opportunities/…

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IEA - Education @iea_education

3 weeks ago

👋 IEA's R&D (Research and Development) sixth call is now open 👋 🧪 IEA invites research proposals aimed at improving and advancing the science and methodology of IEA studies, ensuring that they remain at the forefront of international large-scale assessments in education. 🔎 The level of funding is generally based on the proposed project’s needs and will fall into either: • tier 1: projects up to 55,000 Euros • tier 2: projects between 55,000 and 110,000 Euros. 🔗 The sixth R&D call is thematically open, and the deadline for submissions is Monday, 14 September 2026, at 13:00 CEST. Read more: ow.ly/TVK650Z9icM

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EU Delegation to Zimbabwe 🇪🇺 @euinzim

3 weeks ago

💰 Funding opportunity alert: Applications are now open for grants up to EUR 10,000! 🧩 Youth-led organizations and groups can now apply for the Youth Voices Third-Party Funding Mechanism under the AU-EU Youth Voices Lab - Power of the Collective. This funding opportunity supports youth-led initiatives working to amplify the voices of hard-to-reach young people, strengthen advocacy, and contribute to more inclusive decision-making across Africa and Europe. ℹ️ Eligibility criteria and terms apply. Before applying, we suggest that you read the Funding Manual. If your organization is working with young people and communities whose voices need to be heard, this is your opportunity to take action! 📅 Deadline: 29 June 2026, 23:59 EAT 🔗 Read more and apply in English, French, or Arabic: lnkd.in/dKvtgNem 📢 Share this post to spread the word!