Kaylee “Sambuca” Jones @redflagride
Pittsburgh Sports | Pitt Business ‘15 | H2P | Blonde | Fuck Penn State Joined August 2025-
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@PittScheelers I seen nickelback in concert and it was deadass so fun
what should I dox at 150 followers
@LongJohn1962 it is basically the university of scranton but a lot worse 😭
@jodionthebv @ArbyThesis nurse asf
@neverlosebets I remember watching this play out at a sport bar in Erie, and it genuinely hit like crack
@JohnnieMcSpeaks one every year of college lol
@PittScheelers crazy take when dirt cake and Jimmy Fallon is right there
@mrobdoesitall ohh like we talked about going but then the convo fizzled out and then I got that text
I just got this text from a tinder man that i haven’t talked to in 3 weeks. Do I go 😭
@mrobdoesitall yes I know what a golf tee time is 😭 I do in fact golf
@bielemaera no, sadly I am a 50 year old Indian man 😛
@bielemaera literally 😭 no way in HELL I am letting a man from a dating app pick me up first date
@JohnnieMcSpeaks I’ll send you in a blonde wig, he won’t notice a difference dw
@Spankyspanki @bensongumballll @BonerHannah wait who said that?!?
@ethelhemsworth I think that is just Pittsburgh 😭 also the lights in Oakland on Forbes and Fifth are so long now, so it is genuinely impossible to drive/walk now
Mason Heintschel Szn @neverlosebets
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Kurt Rambis @KLR998
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Bobby Knucks, CFA @Kettamonster
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Freddy “Sexy Shaft�... @FreddyFerdabag
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Diesel @TheDiesel1221
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zan @sh4d0widi0t
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Mikey “Bags” Scot... @MichaelBScott69
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SC3 @SeymourCoochIII
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“Slangin” Skip Jo... @SkipNScore
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Scott @ayoungpro2424
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depressed buffalo spr... @JoshMVPAllen17
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Richard “Shake n’... @Bulldawg42069
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Johnnie “McCokinner... @JohnnieMcSpeaks
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Richard Cranium @RichardCranny69
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Ashton “Kootch” K... @AshtonKOOtcher8
113 Followers 164 Following Nope, it’s not Ashton KOOtcher, it’s Kevin Malone. Retired Fraternity beer Olympic x2 Champ - 6am game day pregamer - 1x APhi date party attendee - 78’ UMN Alum
Ashley. @OfStepsMax
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Roger Robertson, CPA @WestCoastPurist
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Muggsy “Tyrone Bigg... @TheRealMuggsy_
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Big Buldge @buldgemaster
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Jamil "Black Superman... @jamilmays22
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Jay Brooks, J.D. @fairwayreaper17
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Pete “Box Cutter”... @Inthehoodpete
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Gerald “Gumbo“ Ca... @Thagumbo69
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Dr. “The Doc” Buc... @DoctorMisterSir
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Cock “matias enriqu... @DickHugh71626
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Kurt Rambis @KLR998
147 Followers 1K Following
pittchagg @pittchagg
422 Followers 300 Following Always Pitt basketball. Frequently nonsense. Don’t hold me to any of this.
Mikey “Bags” Scot... @MichaelBScott69
637 Followers 570 Following Regional Manager: Paper Printer 💸 | CofC class of ‘88 Professional Pussy Whisperer | Black Diamond Skier Roll Cougs #Lank
Lakeview East Guy @wrigleywooo
732 Followers 334 Following Cubs Bleacher Bum. Malört Drinker. Masters Badge Holder. 1% FanDuel User. Murphy’s Trivia Champion.
Johnnie “McCokinner... @JohnnieMcSpeaks
211 Followers 164 Following CPA | 2x Pike family weekend attendee (2023-24) | Bodycount: 1 | I love DeVonta Smith | Butt enjoyer | 2.4 Handicap | Simp for Signa Chanplin
Richard Cranium @RichardCranny69
3K Followers 3K Following Philly Scumbag til I die | They don’t like us, we don’t care | The Mariners will be the death of me | Nicest dick head you know | It’s built like a tuna can
Ashton “Kootch” K... @AshtonKOOtcher8
113 Followers 164 Following Nope, it’s not Ashton KOOtcher, it’s Kevin Malone. Retired Fraternity beer Olympic x2 Champ - 6am game day pregamer - 1x APhi date party attendee - 78’ UMN Alum
Johnny Littleseed’s... @JohnnyLitty2
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Ronald “Bag” Burg... @digestingbleach
392 Followers 723 Following ΣΠ rush chair 86’ | 5 series enthusiast | inmate of the month 19’
Joaqwin "The Visionar... @BigBreadgettta2
921 Followers 685 Following @bigbreadgettta’s next of kin | Mount Saint Joe’s 86’ | #CTESPN
Cock “matias enriqu... @DickHugh71626
367 Followers 301 Following H2P. 6’7 400. 8 inches and thick. #WeAreJitty #SOUPMONDAY
Tom “March” Izzo @March_Izzo
112 Followers 106 Following NCAA champion | We are Michigan State | Positive vibes only | January, February, Me
Maui Jims and Miller ... @gr8tastessfill
327 Followers 703 Following Picker, grinner, lover, sinner | 3-time intramural softball Gold Glove and 2x Silver Slugger winner | 7.5 HCP | #Rolltide #ForTheLou #GoPackGo
Cara @piketerrorizer
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Gayson Thotdötter �... @buschlitebaddie
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Patrick “Pat” McA... @NotPatMcAfee44
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Jaxson Darty @JaxsonDarty67
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Double Down Darrell @2XDarrell
45 Followers 154 Following SigEp ‘07 • Syracuse • I play good off the ball • Fuck NY • Formerly @jimlellis63
George "Vandelay" Cos... @CostanzaXLIX
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Michael Malone, CPA @LeaveMeMalone9
457 Followers 310 Following UNC ‘01. Head Coach of Carolina Basketball. Bourbon, Boobs, and Blondes Aficionado.
whiskeydoc @whiskeydoc1
487 Followers 4K Following Bartender turned doc over the years. ➡️LA ➡️GA We should all take ourselves a little less seriously
Damon “Nuddle” Fe... @roll5damon
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Hammy “The Truth”... @HSackworth
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150 Followers 275 Following Natty Champs (16-0)🌹🍑 | Thomas Bryant enjoyer | Coors Lite enthusiast | Professional Euchre player | 17 HCP (I'm working on it)
Ryan Baka @RyanBaka2
101 Followers 146 Following
Greg McJohnson @GregMcjohnson
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TigerOnTit @TigerOnTit
260 Followers 186 Following Chasing birdies, flushes, and parlays. 📈 Teaser enthusiast. 🤟 Bozo U 🙌 Slamming pelv since ‘99
Cam Ward @iheartcamward
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rodrick @randmtwtuser04
652 Followers 645 Following 22 years old, homosexual ⚣ shitpost blogger, pothead, ponder of life and the founder of the band loded diper. #SpreadLove #StopHate
Jackie Chu @QueefMurphy
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