Rita 🇦🇺 @reet29

‘growing my grass greener than that other side will ever be'. Queensland, Australia Joined February 2010

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Rita 🇦🇺 @reet29

a week ago

@AndriaDont99498 🫠 The ego - holy!

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AFL @AFL

2 weeks ago

Tom Papley dedicated his second goal to former @NRL player Jai Arrow who was diagnosed with MND ❤️ #AFLFreoSwans

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One Nation Australia @OneNationAus

3 weeks ago

Yesterday Pauline put forward the "Acknowledging Biological Reality Bill" in the Senate. This Bill would have protected women and safeguarded female only spaces. Sadly, the Bill was voted down by Labor and Green Senators. It's extremely rare that Bills are voted down at such an early stage in the Senate. It shows that Labor and Green Senators are not even prepared to debate their extreme views on gender identity. One Nation stand for biological reality and common sense on issues relating to gender identity and in protecting female only spaces.

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2 months ago

@muheediva01 Vegemite!

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diane mckenzie @dianemc34717099

2 months ago

We're a Weird Mob aren't we?😂😂😂

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2 months ago

@CoffeeMelChaos @StuddertNatalie This one, with a heel 💕

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3 months ago

@ick_real Rita

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The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole

4 months ago

A reasonable compromise

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Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa

4 months ago

Dear Millennial Little Sisters, As you approach perimenopause, please reach out to us because our moms didn’t tell us shit either but we’ve been yelling at doctors for 15 years and found out some stuff. xoxo - Gen X

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cherry ivy • 24 • @cherrymilkte4

4 months ago

“australia has no culture” oh yeah then why did my sister go to bunnings for a sausage sizzle the morning of her wedding day hm????

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Sama Hoole @SamaHoole

4 months ago

The sun was free. They sold you SPF 50 and a vitamin D deficiency. Sleep was free. They sold you an app, a pill, and a wearable that tells you your sleep was bad. Walking was free. They sold you a treadmill, a fitness tracker, and a £180 pair of trainers. Fasting was free. They sold you meal replacement shakes and the anxiety that skipping breakfast would wreck your metabolism. Cold water was free. They sold you a £3,000 plunge barrel and a podcast episode about it. Silence was free. They sold you a meditation app with a premium tier. Animal fat was cheap. They sold you seed oils, then supplements to replace what the animal fat contained. Tallow was cheap. They sold you a seventeen-step skincare routine and a clinical trial proving your face needs ceramides. Meat was cheap. They are currently selling you the idea that you shouldn't eat it. The 20th century removed access to everything the body needs to function. The 21st century is selling it back, one subscription at a time. Your great-grandmother had none of the products. She had all of the things.

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Rita 🇦🇺 @reet29

4 months ago

@KiwiBjorn @CamMagicMan The Sunday one is definitely the worst - listening to Jimmy run down Dobbo, then Gordy on top of it is too much 😩

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4 months ago

@CamMagicMan I started by culling 360, now the podcasts are getting dropped 😅

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4 months ago

@CC68891975 Hahaha I still make these regularly - tuna bake though!

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4 months ago

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4 months ago

@JamesHu27192912 Love her even more now!!

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5 months ago

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5 months ago

@SurvivingCFS Twisted bowel sucked!

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5 months ago

everything you need to know about Australia These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!) Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK). A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA ) A:Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden ) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns , Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK ) A: What did your last slave die of? Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA ) A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked. Q:Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA ) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK ) A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do... Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA ) A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is…. Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK ) A: You are a British politician, right? Q:Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany ) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal. Q:Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA ) A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets. Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA ) A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.