peanut butter snack snail @rodentrage
bit sad innit Joined March 2019-
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Just unalived a large Diet Coke and fries
@Hello_Its_JB i went to an amish market in va and the trail mix was labeled as gorp
eyes without a face wouldve been the perfect song to include on the donnie darko soundtrack
why is everyone so shook by this she looks her age (not older!!!) and is also incredibly pretty
A woman is going viral for claiming that this is what a “normal” 33 year old should look like
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If you're a man you shouldn't even know what date your birthday is
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I don’t like going outside because I’m worried things will occur
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Atrocious vibes this week. Not sure if anyone else is experiencing this
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How people can park outside my house in a 4-door car and then slam 25 doors will always be a mystery to me.
the feminine urge to purchase a 52 acre ranch in new mexico
how i genuinely feel when the stray cat i feed doesn't show up
Travis kelce
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There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.
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Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day
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Me: I WILL lock the F back in with healthful eating and buy so much fucking produce . World News: There’s now something going around called Exploding Poop Disease caused exclusively by eating produce, due to there being shit and poop all over the produce.
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Depressed people being prescribed medicine that makes them fat and unable to fuck as a final indignity
Why do I always have some kind of a situation on my hands. Just once I wanna experience a day without circumstances
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Wait so if Mitch McConnell is dead…who have I been flirting with the past few weeks…
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whenever coworkers say "welcome back" after vacation it feels like a slur
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