Clitten @rubyameow
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Yo, does lemonade ever taste like straight up hot sauce sometimes?
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when you're on Tinder at work BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING DESPERATE
I've fallen asleep mid-hand job more times than I care to admit.
Applicable to my world, my life, my room, also me pregnant
Just teared up on my way to work thinking about the most recent Game of Thrones episode if anyone's looking for a psycho bitch.
I want to have a threesome with the Cupcake Wars' carpenters.
Someone asked me if I had a gym membership - to fuck me in a locker room, but I was just flattered someone thought I went to the gym.
@neshathewicked yeah, he ate raw ginger like a carrot, had eczema on his chest, and literal ant bites on his dick. RIP
@neshathewicked fucked some guy named Noosha and thought about you the whole time ✨
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