Rusty @rusticwallace
Massachusetts, USA Joined September 2012-
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A lot of people misinterpret the lyrics to Born In The USA. When Bruce Springsteen says “Send me off to a foreign land to go and kill the yellow man” he’s talking about Springfield and Homer Simpson.
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Taco Bell is selling Mexican Pizzas for $1 today
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my step son is so fat he gets winded from playing the larger call of duty maps
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nigga popping minions
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smartest people I knew from high school: -dead and soul captured in my amulet -dead and soul captured in my amulet -dead and soul captured in my amulet -dead and soul captured in my amulet
smartest people i knew from high school: - in jail for 35 years for murder - risk for a lending company - member of technical staff at open ai - MD/PhD studying immunology
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ah yes, the ebenezer store
Johnny Depp has appeared as Ebenezer Scrooge outside of the Ebenezer store | #SDCC ‘26
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how it feels to listen to ben folds five
But they’re both right…?
Fat girls bragging about having big titties is like unemployed niggas bragging about having the day off
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Old black man standing behind me at the gas station let out a sigh and said "these folks need to hurry up, I gotta go get my peter sucked on." I let him go ahead of me.
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Polish men marching to change the local lightbulb
日本人男性も立ち上がろう。 ポーランドの男性たちが、不法移民から女性や子供たちを守るために街をパトロールしている。
Telling customers “sorry I dont normally do this” when they place an order
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The three stooges of grief
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All the characters should be yellow because The Odyssey was written by Homer
The Odyssey begins by showing an African rapper with rasta in the role of a Greek poet. We Greeks are forced to watch our Greek history and culture being disgraced and mocked across the entire world. What is Nolan's real role in doing something like this instead of casting a
Are you working hard, or are you hard while working?
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Set my Hinge radius to 250 mi and put the max age up to 70
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strange that they’re called “light beers” despite activating the darkness within me …
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