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@sf_leilani your IG is gone. Funny that. See you on the streets.
Hilarious send off for @elonmusk in The Boys. He’s now orbiting space junk. Anything he posts is AI. 😘
If I find out the PM responsible for forcing audio on @instagram God help you if you live in my city. Time to do some digging because if I see you in SF you’re going to have a day full of tears you lesser generation worthless disposable human.
Oh hey micro managing midget pretending to lead @sfusd - let’s make something exceptionally clear. Your substitute can’t do the job and will be dealt with should they try to make kids stay longer, because – the district’s mess that was self-inflicted. Push and you’ll get pushed
Until @LastWeekTonight comes back I’m going to keep making ridiculous AI slop with Horse Oliver. instagram.com/therealhorseol… because it’s idiotic and fun.
@creditkarma gone wild! Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
@realjonslavet sorry boy. You’ll never win no matter how much money you burn. I know you’re thinking “I’ll prove you wrong” and I’ll have a field day leveraging service industry to have you questioning if you can safely eat out. California isn’t for you. Smooches
@LastWeekTonight while you’re off taking a well deserved break enjoy some AI Sora slop. I had a brain fart of an idea and thought for sure Sora would say NEIN but here we are. sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_691ecf228a…
The National Guard came to San Francisco and they’re ready to party like we do!
Who is the fuck signed this Mayer Hawthorne trash panda let along poked him for @sfoutsidelands?? Someone needs to get throat punched. He’s trying to be sexy in his woke up like this outfit while stepping hard on Motown and badly. Fuck right back off to Michigan
@AdamSandler should get a trophy for nepobaby dad of the year.
@openthegreathwy will never succeed. Move. Especially that wonky dude from Jersey. No one likes Jersey and if you can’t hang here then go back home boy.
As a kid seeing @valkilmer in Real Genius was legendary. Later seeing @VancityReynolds doing Van Wilder? Spooky. Go watch both and Val the documentary. Val was the OG vlogger before that was remotely a thing. Thanks for the laughs and all you brought to so many.
@CaltransDist3 @CHP_Truckee @nevadadotreno But my car has magical AWD and is invincible! 🤭
@sfusd you’re going to deal with parents that aren’t going to take your ineptitude and it’s gonna be hilarious for me personally. Your dumb shit with middle school sports? Yeah I’m going to make people cry because you can’t manage anything to save your dying district.
@BlackCloudMc Someone that can barely form a sentence is more likely to die first. Cool story bruh.
@NWSBayArea You all need to be fired on the spot. You wake an entire city up before 6am for nothing and say “oh nevermind” less than 20 minutes later? You should be forced to stay awake for 2 days and lose your jobs. You pissed a lot of people off over nothing. Go home. You’re drunk.
@NWSBayArea Fake tsunami. Fake tornado. The people responsible for waking us all up today need to be kept awake for days and then fired. Garbage humans shouldn’t have access to this system. 😡
mistress Jessica @ski72617
53 Followers 2K Following I’m an easy going lady. I love traveling,cooking…. I like to make people happy around me 😍🥰🌺🌸
Juan Ruby @Juancsxents
614 Followers 3K Following Remember that life’s greatest lessons are usually learned at the worst times and from the worst mistakes.
fih @expressamartini
207 Followers 309 Following i can breathe underwater i can swim for days, i do whatever i want and disappear in the haze @moemoellc
Kelpie Kicks 🌊 @KelpieKick156
19 Followers 767 Following
Ruby May @RubyMay635283
13 Followers 274 Following I am not ready for games I have lost my husband years ago and am here to have a new one text me if you are interested
RIZ @riz1_t
47 Followers 1K Following
Rog Xie @Rog_Xie_Inkee
144 Followers 2K Following
Iphone Xs @IphoneX97383838
15 Followers 160 Following I am professional digital marketer of Iphone Xs. I am marketing of usa location
RocketPosts @PostsRocket
516 Followers 4K Following
Ben Chroneos @bchroneos
221 Followers 497 Following I do stuff with computing, I also do computing with stuff. I also like automation, including but not limited to commentary on automatic paper towel dispensers.
Mark Carey @kogent
194 Followers 448 Following good,beauty,hope,love,change,metrics,data,monitoring,F/OSS,house music,theology,code,etc. mook :) observability @slackhq
Megan O'Rorke @leggomymego
1K Followers 2K Following Data Science. Product. Design. Entrepreneurship.
Tyler Adams @BuckmurdockDj
160 Followers 101 Following
VideoLearningCenter @TutorialVideos2
3K Followers 3K Following The Video Learning Center is an ever expanding collection of the best Tutorial Videos from around the web. #photoshop #photography
Ran Ne'man @ran_neman
41 Followers 265 Following
Mark Perry @markperryAU
741 Followers 2K Following Fintech Exec. Open Banking/Digital Identity/Pre-sales thought leader. Writer/speaker. Synthpop, golf, 🐯 Richmond FC AFL. Opinions mine only. He/Him.
anodyne4j @anodyne4j
39 Followers 206 Following jonathan kratter: principal @ https://t.co/5zkg2OxHk7, photographer @ https://t.co/FBU2JkaQZX, lighting designer, parent.
Whatever happened to ... @wallabyraisen
1K Followers 6K Following animal behaviour, love, anger, "talent is always the last thing we respect,” Mother Earth will swallow you....
fevechocolates @fevechocolates
187 Followers 230 Following Luxury artisan chocolate company located in San Francisco. #FeveChocolates creates sustainable & innovative chocolates that offer an artistic experience 🍫
Veronica Bradshaw @VecaLane
31 Followers 163 Following
Wevorce @wevorce
1K Followers 428 Following Changing Divorce for Good®. There IS a better way to amicable divorce — we've been helping families through the process since 2012.
Stroginator @Stroginator
141 Followers 635 Following #Vive developer working on a VR farming game called Harvest #HarvestVR
Daniel Swid @swidnikk
263 Followers 1K Following Nature. Technology. Architecting, systems, designing, mapping, engineering, writing, connecting. Juggling judiciously, loving unequivocally.
Dmitry Balin @dbalin
823 Followers 4K Following Technologist and enterpreneur. Taking care of data, applications and infrastructure for customers. CEO of DB Best. Sold a company to Microsoft back in 2005.
BikeIndex SF @stolenbikessfo
3K Followers 3K Following Listing stolen bikes in and around San Francisco, CA.
Katie May @katielizmay
5 Followers 20 Following Masters of Primary Education student at LaTrobe University.
Andi Galpern @andigalpern
7K Followers 2K Following Design & Marketing Strategy • Founder @cascadesf • Musician • Artist • Watercolors • Gardening • Ambassador for Google’s @womentechmakers, past @adobe
Cloudlly Prodtivty @CloudllyPrdktvt
115 Followers 882 Following Cloudlly helps the world's best SaaS products collect user reviews, and most importantly, utilize them for better conversion, increase sales and brand loyalty.
Sunset Sunsets @sunsetsunsetsf
1K Followers 387 Following Daily affirmation of why it is so aptly named The Sunset District. A project by @ampledata
United Airlines @united
1.2M Followers 35K Following You’ve landed at the ✨official account✨ for United Airlines, where everyone is the main character on our flights. DM directly for assistance.
Татьяна @W83Tanya
45 Followers 200 Following
Mike A. @manderbrot
514 Followers 569 Following Security Enthusiast, Reverse Engineer, Embedded Engineer, Language Enthusiast. I play CTF with Eindbazen and enjoy good beer and 3D graphics.
Amazon One Medical @onemedical
34K Followers 3K Following A healthcare experience designed around you
kimberly.lightning@gm... @kimberlydlight
315 Followers 962 Following Senior Talent Attraction #ExecutiveSearch #Talentacquisition #technology #advisoryservices
Erica B @ericabowman
407 Followers 648 Following
☤scosol☤ 🧙�... @scosol
151 Followers 525 Following NUNQUAM NON PARATUS ☤ INCITATUS ÆTERNUS ヽ(´◇｀)ノ signal.scosol
Joe Florez @JFLOREZ415
29 Followers 229 Following IT and Creative Recruiter/ Music and Technology Enthusist / SF Native
Brian Thivierge @BrianThivierge1
6 Followers 30 Following
Luis Valera Collazo @Lucho_Valera
874 Followers 2K Following Papá de Julia y esposo de @fisiosalinas16. Entrenador del @UPLangreo
jonathanbenari @jonathanbenari
74 Followers 174 Following
Matthew Schmitt @dasthedj
109 Followers 247 Following Some people call me the Space Cowboy http://t.co/PCp2kC4xgj http://t.co/htjX7Gy6T6
HeavenlyConditions @HVconditions
43K Followers 80 Following Providing you with the most current information regarding Mtn. operations and traffic updates for Heavenly Mtn. Resort (ACCOUNT DOES NOT REPLY)
Leftist Soldier @LeftistSoldier
251 Followers 260 Following Engineer, Soldier, Musician, Gearhead, Environmentalist
Charlie Stigler @charliestigler
535 Followers 260 Following Co-founder https://t.co/fGONTt7tJt / sculptural + installation artist / i made https://t.co/aOQIU9GdwD
Mike Davidson 📴 @mikeindustries
31K Followers 788 Following I’ve designed things you’ve probably used, including Twitter & ESPN. Now CVP of Design at MSFT AI. I don’t use this 🚮 anymore but you can contact me elsewhere.
Sunset Sunsets @sunsetsunsetsf
1K Followers 387 Following Daily affirmation of why it is so aptly named The Sunset District. A project by @ampledata
K&L Wine Merchants @klwines
12K Followers 911 Following Wine news, hot buys, & events from K&L Wine Merchants, CA's favorite wine retailer. https://t.co/4wJXH0hnP1
Xfinity Support @XfinitySupport
204K Followers 122K Following Hi! 👋 Welcome to your official support team @Xfinity. Need to connect? Our experts are here for you live 24/7/365.
Revo Sunglasses @RevoSunglasses
6K Followers 435 Following The original performance sunglass. #BestLensOnEarth
Wevorce @wevorce
1K Followers 428 Following Changing Divorce for Good®. There IS a better way to amicable divorce — we've been helping families through the process since 2012.
Caltrans HQ @CaltransHQ
55K Followers 1K Following Official account of the CA Dept of Transportation. Monitored during business hours. Report emergencies to 911. Road Closures: https://t.co/P0xVu11utb
SFMTA @SFMTA_Muni
158K Followers 478 Following We manage Muni, parking, bike & walking projects, traffic & taxis. Follow for real-time #SFMuni updates. Hours & more info at https://t.co/ZjbayMm48f.
Andi Galpern @andigalpern
7K Followers 2K Following Design & Marketing Strategy • Founder @cascadesf • Musician • Artist • Watercolors • Gardening • Ambassador for Google’s @womentechmakers, past @adobe
Mike A. @manderbrot
514 Followers 569 Following Security Enthusiast, Reverse Engineer, Embedded Engineer, Language Enthusiast. I play CTF with Eindbazen and enjoy good beer and 3D graphics.
Megan O'Rorke @leggomymego
1K Followers 2K Following Data Science. Product. Design. Entrepreneurship.
SFPD Anti Bike Theft @SFPDBikeTheft
7K Followers 227 Following Official Twitter of the San Francisco Police Department Anti Bike Theft. Not monitored 24/7. For crimes in progress, call 911.
Luis Valera Collazo @Lucho_Valera
874 Followers 2K Following Papá de Julia y esposo de @fisiosalinas16. Entrenador del @UPLangreo
Roge Alvarez 🇪🇸 @Rogeac
35 Followers 59 Following
CHNL @CHNLApp
654 Followers 806 Following A digital tool to collect what you love, curate your interests and create your own channel (CHNL.it). CHNL visually bookmarks your interests.
Moshen Chan @paranoidroid
1K Followers 319 Following Engineering generalist. Indie iOS / Mac dev, maker of @livingearthapp. Astrophotographer. Code. Music.
ShopPad @ShopPad
2K Followers 222 Following Helping Shopify merchants grow their online businesses with our suite of e-commerce applications, including; @GetMesa, Infinite Options, and Tracktor.
Timothy Smith @tbSMITH
49 Followers 53 Following Illustrative Artist and graphic designer living in San Francisco. Freelancer at Needlemedia.
Lower Haters @LowerHaters
466 Followers 305 Following Lower Hater is a company that pulls its inspiration from the Lower Haight community of San Francisco to promote and develop fashion, art, and design
Haighteration @haighteration
7K Followers 212 Following the world's freshest lower haight blog, bringing you news and stories from san francisco's hippest neighborhood that isn't the mission. now part of Hoodline.
terry estioko @terryestioko
35 Followers 40 Following
jonathanbenari @jonathanbenari
74 Followers 174 Following
☤scosol☤ 🧙�... @scosol
151 Followers 525 Following NUNQUAM NON PARATUS ☤ INCITATUS ÆTERNUS ヽ(´◇｀)ノ signal.scosol
Henry Kielarowski @djapollo2k
748 Followers 1K Following marketing consultant to startups; DJ music production; paradigm busting
Jessi Fischer @thesexademic
4K Followers 165 Following Jessi is a writer, academic dilettante, public speaker, and sex educator. Advice columns here: http://t.co/eu6wwPmjlY
Michael Curran @sickbxy
10 Followers 49 Following
Renaud Visage @renaudvisage
5K Followers 451 Following Founding Partner SlateVC / Co-founder Eventbrite
Antitux @TheAntitux
159 Followers 387 Following // Streamer // Technologist // Semi-Retired Extreme Overclocker // Email: [email protected]
Pizza Activist @PizzaPolitana
1K Followers 417 Following naomi/joel run this lil pizza show with the help of amazing friends.
CelebritiesThatTweet @fametweet
70 Followers 132 Following Hi! We just launched! We're a realtime(ish) feed of celebrity tweets - http://t.co/dWaghiFY8u
stacegirl @stacegirl
22 Followers 16 Following
Vector Lovers @vectorlovers
2K Followers 461 Following Sometimes electronica producer. https://t.co/cbmV4Vtehq, https://t.co/l2T4qPHOB9 - older releases on https://t.co/3OA1Nc2kE7 I'm also @recluseindie
tina @tinapruett211
55 Followers 60 Following
Patrice @TeknoDiva
561 Followers 651 Following VP / ECD at ocV!BE | Creative Leader | Experience Management Innovator | Pandemic Parent | she/hersYou might like
