scott long @scottcomedy

Flyover Country's fav corporate & fundraiser comic. Focused on raising awareness 4 people w/disabilities. Seen on NBC, FOX, Drybar. Dad of 2 college athletes. scottcomedy.com In a different city each week. Joined February 2010

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13 hours ago

Exactly my feelings.

ᜰ 🇦🇷 @markklfc

14 hours ago

Joe Cole responds to Thomas Tuchel’s comments after England’s World Cup semi-final defeat to Argentina. 🗣️ “I don’t want to hear excuses about facing strong teams. Everyone knew Argentina were the defending world champions before a ball was kicked. That’s not an excuse that was

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15 hours ago

@ScottDochterman Considering I grew up a huge Chiefs fan that comment hurt. 🥺 The difference I'd see in this analogy is the Chiefs lacked firepower except 4 the short time he had Montana. England's strength was their forwards and 10, When he got up he played against what Englands strength was.

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23 hours ago

I'm looking for investors for a new jeans company called Pants on Fire. If you are a 14, my new brand would have a large tag on back that said 10. 2 sizes bigger than what it says on the clothing. Call of us Liar, Liar, but our Pants are on Fire!

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a week ago

@bkravitz Balogun was totally classy in his response, The US had to play last 3rd of game 1 man down... then play next game wtihout its top scorer. It was a misuse of the reversal system on the field. I look at it the opposite way Bob. If Trump or Obama helped get the proper result. Great!

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a week ago

@bkravitz The right call was made on the field. The VAR ref (I looked it up, who is from Venezeula--Politics?) recommended a red card and broke the FIFA rules system by sending slow motion video of the play. A play that in real time I have heard almost universally seen as NOT a red card

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2 weeks ago

Bring it to the World Cup

Hold the Phone ☎️ @HoldThe_Phone

2 weeks ago

Old school MLS shootouts in the World Cup would hit like crack…

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2 weeks ago

Go USA! #WorldCup2026 MOMDAY NITE vs Belgium.

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4 weeks ago

@eddiewhite3 Multisports at younger ages vital to kids growth. My daughters soccer strength is playing different cuz of her time playing hoops. She’s off to D-3. My son got cut his soph yr in his main sport but playing multiple sports gave him another option. Focus became track. D-1 next yr

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2 months ago

@its_The_Dr I don’t even trust myself 💯. It is ridiculous to state you trust anyone 💯 especially if it’s a politician

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2 months ago

@ScotPollard31 @DawnMPollard @E60 @SunitChaudhryMD @menachem_j @KUHoops @kualumni @Super70sSports For most people it sounds kind of selfish when they say I do me, you do you. In your case, for your friends and family, please keep saying I do me.

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2 months ago

For the 2nd Straight Year Sam Long brought home the highest scoring athlete at the Hamilton County Track Meet. Best I have ever seen him run. 3 meets left of his high school career. It's about to get crazy.

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2 months ago

Wow is this pure hilarious. How did I miss it.

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3 months ago

@ScotPollard31 It appears this theft has been ignored, leaving Skechers Scot-free.

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3 months ago

@MattRandazzo @Journey_Renae @NorthDavenport I loved watching Journey play this season. Her dawg mentality has been a missing ingredient in past Hawk teams. Is there a JH NIL store. I want to buy some merchandise of hers to give to my Hawk loving daughters.

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3 months ago

This is the worst coaching I have ever seen. If I am the other team I tell my pitcher next to walk this kid and then have him throw over to 1st base...but send it high, have my 1st basemen whiff on catching it, so the ball would bean the 1st base coach.

Danny Kanell @dannykanell

3 months ago

The coaches and parents who allow this to go on are the problem. Instead of teaching kids how to play the game the right way and show respect for the opponent they’re worried about getting viral attention. Embarrassing.

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3 months ago

@byronjr23 This post about your guys and Vegas seems to be focused on Todd Link. If so, you are 100% right Tom.

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3 months ago

@southgrace427 My fave player from the 70s

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4 months ago

@bkravitz @SethDavisHoops This group's been overhyped 4 what they will do in NBA. Petersons ability is rare but to draft a guy who doesnt love the game is scary. AJ would be my pick for 1, but he shot 33% from 3 and isnt a great faciliator. Unless Peterson evolves i dont see a future top 20 player.

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4 months ago

@jakequery those who played today for Illinois and Arizona: Players from Croatia, Montenegro, Greece, the Netherlands, Germany, Australia and Lithuania.

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4 months ago

@jakequery Great perspective on their achievements. I explain this as an Iowa fan that I love winning, but doing it with Midwest kids who represent my school in a great fashion (football and basketball) is more important to me than winning it all with a bunch of athletic mercenaries.