Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadowizardmney
@letstartsharing please see gofundme in bio gofund.me/d7aad695 Arlington, VA Joined April 2011-
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my brain doesn't rot. it depreciates on a straight-line basis over 40 years
@madsagascar @millerIowlife Thanks for the couch, loves. Let’s hang out for real sometime
Everyone go wish my beautiful everything a happy birthday!! 27 ain’t met a woman like you yet!! 🫵🏼💚 @miss_pidgey
logged back into hell to say never fly with @AmericanAir its onsite. tell your boy Ar-Jahn to run me my money
@millerIowlife he makin too much damn sense
all your donations make me a happy pickle boy 🥲 thank you everyone
loggin into x.com on the desktop to post my gf for national gf day 🫵💚
Me getting my game day fits together. Ready for another Cowboys Season
Sometimes the Cowboys Jokes just write themselves💀💀💀
Counterpoint: my parents do this and it’s cute every time
@sweetiddies @nothotsjusbeans @2dilly2dally @__papa_ we just missed Tony P 😔
@Skoog He’s voting! Are you??
Showed my boss the womens rugby highlights and he looked me dead in the eye and said he could compete with them right now. Lmfao okay grandpa, time for your nap.
@hotgirlellie Literally I was like “go hate your mom somewhere else”
@Skoog Best I can do is I would pull the plug after exhausting all efforts to save you given that exact scenario
Did you guys get your soy in today?
@miss_pidgey Haha! *gulp*
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