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In Japan, there is a pop restaurant called “The Restaurant of Mistaken Orders.” It was designed to raise public awareness of Dementia in a country where 1 in 5 older people will have it by 2025. All employees, so you never know what kind of food or service you’re going to get.
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Irish painter and decorator said to me once “ it’s an awful job this all your life in empty rooms” the vibe was fraiser from ‘#dadsarmy
Kids definitely got it Just the right amount of childishness and the confidence to stretch the sketches
Buncey regales the audience with the story tosh Lyon’s who did all the ceilings in Monaco but fell foul of the whole lead in the paint
Falling face forward into the cake no longer an option #changes #turnandfacethestrange
Every Friday I have this 45 minute slot while Ruben is at his Street Dance class. Usually I have someone to share the cake with but I’m gonna have to do it alone today. Wish me luck 🍀
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Amazed this hasn’t had more traction @wossy
In this photo, Spielberg looks like Chas Hodges. Jaws set in Margate. Gertcha you cowson fish.
Just found about ‘the red arrows’ who I saw live as a child more times than Peter Hook has said the word ‘Hacienda’ squinting through the clouds with a 🍦 on the go I just feel numb
Zero recollection
Stayed in a room above this effing place with young family 20 years or so ago. The younger one ran straight into @simonday (Monkfish) crossing a Liffey bridge the next day. Heatwave. No AC. Incredibly loud and unpleasant. Though I'm sure the pub is great if you want to be awake.
Get well ❤️🩹
Take a good lawyer even to ‘preliminary chats’ Anthony
Interesting call this morning saying Holland and barrett want to stock @supreme_cbd I’d normally be excited but after what happened with Boots I hope they don’t try and weaken our formula to maximise profits, I’ll keep you all updated 👍🏻
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Terrible news about cartoonist Tony Husband. Sending love to his family x
It is with a torn apart heart that I must announce the passing of my Dad. The beautiful @tonyhusband1
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Rest In Peace Burt Young. What a great actor and a sweetheart of a man. My deepest condolences to his family.
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