Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

IT manager. Doing stuff with #PowerApps .1 Wife, 2 kids, 2 cats, 1 dog 120k bees. Love the Top of the South. https://t.co/5ZBfxFcbgP addict #immigrant nz.linkedin.com/in/simonmarlin… JA’s socialist hermit kingdom Joined December 2009

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

4 years ago

@DadJokeMan Where are you going with this?

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

4 years ago

@SpillerOfTea @GlennyRodge I wonder how she’ll be written out? Poisoning at a garden party? Trips over a corgi? Murdered by one of the staff?

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

4 years ago

@neilsmiles @deathofbuckley I see there’s a @coldwarsteve picture hidden in the background

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4 years ago

@LexRegina72

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

4 years ago

@MyshkinFool @The_X_Stitcher But can they *FEEL* what love is?

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

5 years ago

@whaeavee Absolutely nothing. No offence intended and I apologise if any caused. It was an attempted ironic twist on one of the most known families in the world being a bunch of freeloaders Yet you got whinged at for not consulting your’s. Sorry

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

5 years ago

@whaeavee @lrainanz Same problem the world over

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5 years ago

@guywilliamsguy Geez. Tough crowd

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

5 years ago

@LexRegina72 Am thinking this is why it’s being billed as ‘The Final Stand’. They’ve been sucked into their own wormhole. Science eh? Still I’m sure they had fun while it lasted.

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

5 years ago

@alixhigby Just ‘cos no one’s tried doesn’t make them right. That brand of levity might be what the world needs

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

5 years ago

@aoinifh @ownmangone …don’t like that appear to be the ones most afraid of their position in society being weakened by allowing greater recognition of non-anglicised / colonial masters original take on things

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

5 years ago

@aoinifh @ownmangone FWIW I think that an increasing number of the former British colonies are at a time when it’s right to stand and say: ‘no! This is how it’s pronounced’. Here’s in NZ greater emphasis is being placed on correct Māori names, spelling, and pronunciation. The ones that…

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

5 years ago

@fuzzywuzzie @walshrac @bronte7723 @aoinifh @VernsCave As a handy ‘pocket guide’ to NZ vowel pronunciation, for any given vowel take your chosen vowel and pronounce it as the next one in order. E.g. pen is pronounced pin, and so on… NB humorous observation only. I’m not advocating use of Queens English 😜

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

5 years ago

@fuzzywuzzie @aoinifh @VernsCave With you on that one. Our daughter changed her Gaelic spelt name to to a phonetic spelling as she was fecked off with her teachers massacring it at school. Speaking s as a UK immigrant to NZ, Brit colonialism has a lot to answer for.

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

5 years ago

@finlay_txt Run by real counts.

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

5 years ago

@rablivingstone Must have been upsetting

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Simon Marling 🇳🇿 @simonmarling

5 years ago

Hardly an insightful tweet but I feel and fear that this weekend is the one last ‘hurrah!’ before the white flag is run up the #covid19nz flagpole. I hope I’m wrong.

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Ashley Bloomfield @AshBloomfield

5 years ago

A rare tweet from me but #SuperSaturday is a huge deal. Get vaccinated tomorrow or, if you already have been, encourage whanau or friends to. Shot Aotearoa.