sara @sjamhands

econ MIT alum | any/all | writer, napper, yapper sarajames.substack.com Fayetteville, AR Joined November 2020

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seth @kappyland

6 months ago

POV: you are being initiated into the 80-person Somerville, MA polycule

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Hey Tom: the University of Arkansas has been on lockdown for an hour. Maybe have the interns check the local news to see if we are all running in terror from an active shooter before you him “post” on some culture war, flag-worshipping bs

Tom Cotton @SenTomCotton

10 months ago

The American flag is our national symbol of freedom and sacrifice. Setting it on fire is a slap in the face to our country and those who serve in the military. I’m glad President Trump is reviewing cases of flag burning and prosecuting those criminals to the fullest extent.

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The woman @Tarmeim

11 months ago

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cuckold jones @cuckcat

a year ago

are you gonna wag your tail when you see me or what bro

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Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly

2 years ago

There is just one writing advice that works for writing which is writing. Writing? Yes. Writing.

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꩜ @adorewordss

2 years ago

virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions: “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones”

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𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins

2 years ago

I think instead of kissing at midnight I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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sara @sjamhands

2 years ago

ONE OF THE BEST THINGS TO COME FROM MY MIT EDUCATION

Hank Green @hankgreen

2 years ago

It seems that I am giving the commencement address at MIT in May 😳 news.mit.edu/2024/hank-gree…

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sara @sjamhands

2 years ago

if I had a nickel for every time my name was in a main pop girlie's song this year I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice

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𝄢 kat @Derivakat

2 years ago

i am not a passenger princess i am a passenger court jester. i must keep the driver awake, assist in navigation and tightly manage the music playlist. my hat jingles so that i may maintain my permanent front seat privileges and avoid execution.

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MBTA @MBTA

2 years ago

Ferry service may experience minor delays through tomorrow, August 15, due to the presence of a juvenile humpback whale in Boston Harbor.

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John Attridge @John_Attridge

2 years ago

You want me to cultivate an inner life? The thing that killed Hamlet?

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John Attridge @John_Attridge

2 years ago

My body count? You mean the number of paragraphs between my introduction and my conclusion?

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

2 years ago

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sara @sjamhands

2 years ago

boomerangs closing down during pride month is criminal

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Rachel Lapides @rachellapides

2 years ago

They call it amtrak because the train am on the track

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sara @sjamhands

2 years ago

do not cite the deep magic to me, witch (do not take my spot in the library during finals week, bro). I was there when it was written (I've been a library truther all semester).