#1 kendall @sloopkenp
old timey ghost brooklyn (new york, new york) Joined January 2014-
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he’s walking here
For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.
Hi. Everyone needs to read this. Immediately.
They say he's fat
I’ve written in a 5-year journal every day for the last 5.5 years because patton oswalt tweeted a pic of his
thousands of ppl (including myself) read and fell in love with time war bc some guy named bigolas dickolas on twitter recommended it. i promise u its not that serious where you find art!!!! its ok if its celebrities!!!
every time theres discourse on twitter about veganism it just makes it abundantly clear that so many libs/leftists just feel uncomfortable with not being ethically right about something
I’m inventing fluxoric.... it means when things change in an amazing way. let's spread the word..... oxford dictionary you are about to be fluxoric
FLUORIC is the longest word whose letters form a perfectly evenly spaced set in the alphabet
who's this white lady
I wish @letterboxd did the change posters thing for non patrons for Oscar best picture nominees this year
allll love but let's be conscious of using "females" and "men" in the same sentence
gabi in her book mentioned how females in figure skating are required to spend hours on makeup and hair while men aren't expected to do anything. female dancers get up at 3 am on practice day yet their male partners get up 20 mins before departure.
daughter and I just spent an incredible afternoon looking down on mother together. exchanging meaningful glances, agreeing she can't reason as we do... it's times like these I legit consider saving daughter from mother's fate
“We like to pack coffee and a few sandwiches and spend the day out here watching the ore ships get loaded.” Marquette, Michigan
Pretty Good Love Song Ruined by Mention of Blue Eyes: ow.ly/Zatq50Xs3aL
throw me up there. why the h not!
Every problem with "vegan leather" also applies to animal leather as 95% of it is coated in synthetic polymers lol
calling plastic “vegan leather” has gotta be one of the most successful greenwashing campaigns of all time
@ActuallyBryn exactly its not every day but its quittttte often
this is happening to me verrrrrry often
this was the only sticker i had on my macbook in college which i may have truly never remembered until this photo
i understand what it’s saying but i always read this bumper sticker as anti farm & anti food
@ImEricPitz ermmmm.... english please?!!!!
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