alyssa @slyssa

Joined April 2009

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alyssa @slyssa

3 years ago

@flynnwaslike to get stuck in your teeth.

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larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter

3 years ago

if bed bath and beyond shuts down where are college freshmen supposed to get into the worst fight of their lives w their mom

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New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx

3 years ago

Sources are saying that Friday is likely to be another top-tier weather day in NYC. Source: Still us

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Jared Freid @jtrain56

4 years ago

“Are they in our grade?!” - Me, a 38 year old man.

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cyn 💫 @cynthia4nyc

4 years ago

Today, there was a chicken on an express bus. I love that for the @MTA.

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@𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚔𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚓𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜𝚘𝚗.bsky.social @MrErikJackson

4 years ago

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A 1.5 meter (4.9ft) sphere appeared today at Enshuhama Beach in Hamamatsu, Japan. Police have surrounded the area and cordoned off a perimeter of 200 meters until they determine what the object is. What the hell do we think this is?

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alyssa @slyssa

4 years ago

@flynnwaslike or a blackout

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ADWEAK @adweak

4 years ago

BREAKING: New Linkedin Connection Would Like To Schedule Time To Talk About Something That Isn't Remotely Close To What You Do

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Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann

4 years ago

Dalmatians in trouble

Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump

4 years ago

What do you see?

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Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz

4 years ago

chris martin looks like a toddler named Rydyr at a pre-school that costs $50,000 a year

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alyssa @slyssa

4 years ago

why are you complaining its glorious

New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx

4 years ago

NYC is yet to record 1” of snow this winter. The record for the latest inch of snow in NYC is on January 29th, during the winter of 1972-1973. Today is also the 308th consecutive day without measurable snowfall in NYC, the 6th longest such stretch since records began.

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alyssa @slyssa

4 years ago

the vibes are really weird

New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx

4 years ago

Wednesday's Weather Rating: 7/10 The date is September 95th. The temperature rises into the mid 60s in NYC. It's oddly nice outside, even a bit humid. Nobody has seen a snowflake in weeks. In the distance, a scream: "What month is it?!" The vibes are very weird...

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alyssa @slyssa

4 years ago

@flynnwaslike this show exists. except its a ranch

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alyssa @slyssa

4 years ago

Ew wtf

The Wall Street Journal @WSJ

4 years ago

A dog fight is breaking out over doodles. “They’re dogs for cat people.” on.wsj.com/3PQHkkR

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alyssa @slyssa

4 years ago

omg nooooo.

Mark D. Levine @MarkLevineNYC

4 years ago

Exciting news: NYC’s iconic 5th Ave, from 42nd to 59th St, is going to be reimagined as a safer, less congested, pedestrian-centered blvd that also prioritizes cyclists, mass transit, and the public realm. This will be a game change for Midtown. Details: nyc.gov/office-of-the-…