Howling Spoonhead @soberdamar
From/beyond. Cardassia Prime Joined August 2021-
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@SallyMayweather @Flock_Safety This looks bad, but the ex-wife was actually a car thief, she was just tracking the license plate.
@HIBFlocked Got some watching a bike path. I'm sure they'll help recover a lot of stolen cars.
@SaycheeseDGTL The man's story is that he risked--and subsequently lost--his freedom over a sum of money that takes 3.5 months of federal minimum wage to earn? That is so embarrassing that I'm inclined to believe him. If I were making that up, I'd at least put another zero on the end of that.
@briebriejoy @kenklippenstein When you told your relatives you weren't coming this year, did they even try to hide their relief?
Breaking: Democratic Rep. Shri Thanedar has lost his primary election.
@Letsbebettertx @mattvanswol "Just run for office and change things" is the kind of useless, out-of-touch boomer-brained advice that ranks right up there with "walk up to the boss and offer him a firm handjob."
@rangermonk1 @Letsbebettertx @mattvanswol You say the government doesn't care, but Flock cameras clearly show that they are paying attention to us.
@mattvanswol I know the identity of the man who did this, his name is Barry McOckiner.
@HSternfan01 @mattvanswol Deepthroating that boot so hard the guy wearing it is starting to look worried.
One, with a side of fries Two, with a side of fries Three, with a side if fries NOWWWWWWW Put the burgers in the bag Put the burgers in the bag Put the burgers in the baaAAAAAG
Why'd you have to go and make food so darn expensive? I see the way you're shinking the serving size Gets me frustrated Meel's like this, you And you eat, a small treat, and you nom and you yum And you slurp it all down, and you order drive thru
@007_lunar @FoopDooperino If someone throws open their front door, and posts a sign on their lawn that says "I'll be gone for two weeks on vacation, nobody better take my stuff" is it victim-blaming to suggest he could have done a few things differently to prevent being robbed?
@CatFoxx2 @C2UXN3T @LilithThelema @dominionlad @MattLoszak There is a small chance of a nuclear reactor failing badly--not in a nuclear explosion as you believe, but the risk of an ecological disaster does exist. That's why we should keep huffing carbon monoxide, sulfur dioxide and pyralized uranium until the end of time: it's safer.
@N0rthsideDonutz Good luck with your future ride, spaceman!
The only thing more pathetic than a grown man crying over an expensive watch are all the quote tweets seething with jealous resentment over another man's mediocre joy.
Kevin O’Leary says he wept when Rolex gave him a watch even its own staff had never seen. “Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast. Does it exist? I got on my knees and begged for it.” “The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an
@pfinanceblogs @ramit And then when seizing and liquidating all the mansions doesn't balance the books, they'll come for your home next. Life uh uh finds a way.
@BENZOTOOIE Girl, I'm not saying you're overweight and kinda goofy looking, but I am saying you could model for Target.
Late 2000s devs choosing a color palette for their game.
@JohnsInJail @DemonessChara You dropped your crown, emperor.
Slapping Andy Dick around for joking about killing Phil Hartman.
What’s the first thing you think of when you see Jon Lovitz?
DAKKADAKKA @PDakkadakka
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General George S Hamm... @georgeshammond
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Anti Vulcan McCoy @SpockPhobic
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In Sincerity, Gul Duk... @coolDukat
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DAKKADAKKA @PDakkadakka
17K Followers 557 Following ORK Supremacy is the only solution to our domination of the Milky Way. Video Game Journalist YT: https://t.co/m2hc7ruX07
HVAC Barclay @BigDickBarclay
42K Followers 750 Following The heating and cooling needs of the many can suck my cock. The Federation is a bunch of commies. Dr Thunder ⚡️⚡️ Shatner re-tweeted me one time then blocked me
Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin
23K Followers 2K Following 5’ 13” | hoarder | king under the mountain | Chronicler of YouTubers | Peter Jackson’s top guy
meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard
153K Followers 419 Following Cowabunga it is!!! 🍕Memes🍕 Pizza 🍕 Gaming 🍕 Shitposts 🍕Garfield
AI Art Dealer Quark @Big_Lobed_Nigga
2K Followers 249 Following Quark, a big lobed Ferengi 🖖🏿 Master Crypto Trader | Elite AI Art Dealer | Female Appreciator | Coin Dev | Hound Dog Enthusiast 🐕🚀📈 #STBR
General George S Hamm... @georgeshammond
1K Followers 822 Following I hate the Goold. pro White. Stargate parody account.
Anti Vulcan McCoy @SpockPhobic
589 Followers 237 Following I hate this place, Jim. #STBR main: @saturnwaveman
In Sincerity, Gul Duk... @coolDukat
2K Followers 329 Following Loving father. Caring husband. Slightly genocidal. Intern hired by Marc Alaimo. He leaves me drunken voicemails at 2am, I turn them into tweets.
FrankenDrone Hallowee... @420Borg
733 Followers 4K Following STBR and proud Dr. Thunder enjoyer i identify as GER/MAN the Borg are alt right resistance is futile Carguy gamer big tits save lifes
Vanir clone 2 @vanirclone2
1K Followers 343 Following Downloaded my consciousness back to my original account and put this one into stasis #SGBR
Midwest Mandarin 🇺... @TradHarryKim
1K Followers 2K Following Hapa | 🇺🇸🏴🇨🇶🇸🇪 Anglo-Swedish and Thai-Chinese 🇹🇭閩南人 | Esoteric Touhouist | Reactionary Traditionalist | ☸️卍☯⛩️🕉🪷
Dr. Daniel Jackson �... @DrDJackson
2K Followers 924 Following Archeologist, expert in ancient languages, former ascended energy being, former husband. The guy who figured out the Stargate.
🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaiu... @ReticulatedS
1K Followers 1K Following Captain of Gondor, Imperator, Star Trek Episode Reviewer, Lieutenant General, ACSA. Founding Stock American. Through victory, my chains are broken.
Dash R Period (-R.) �... @dash_r_media
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#1460 HP Lovecraft's ... @justcoronabro
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Grokzag the Concerned @TBarroth
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Erik Pressman @Erik_Pressman
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Kingpin Turd @KingpinTurd
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FIorida Man Tucker @WBSTucker
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Norm Cruise @normposter
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Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2
64K Followers 921 Following Main acc falsely taken down with spammed DMCA strikes ⬇️follow the stream⬇️
Kodos the Educator @KodosTeaches
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703K Followers 4K Following Restore federalism and separation of powers by passing the REINS Act now!
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475 Followers 509 Following "The right of the citizens to bear arms in defense of themselves and the State shall not be questioned" Get on Pennsylvania's level, you cucks
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