Sarah Connor @sococoke
Comedian. Quiet satirist. Madison, WI Joined March 2012-
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I get it now. Pete Townshend not allowed to sing lead in The Who —> Pete smashes guitars on stage —> Later releases ‘Let my Love Open the Door’ solo —> confirms Who made correct choice.
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I won’t be paying X for freedom of speech, so I thank you all for your ears. Keep listening and laughing!
My ability to curl my own hair style is limited to the reign of Charles the 1st or 2nd.
Remember when we had a George W. Bush ‘Quote a Day’ calendar? Those were the days.
Someone remind me what was so bad about Warren G. Harding again?
“Pube-doodler”. New favorite label. Thank you, Colbert.
I’m sorry, I thought something was supposed to happen when a citizen’s actions presented a danger to himself or others.
I think Hell probably is more of a dry heat.
The Kennedy curse has just been passed on to the American people.
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It’s the third annual FolksCon this weekend! 100 people coming to Madison from all over the world to celebrate Beer and Board Games with us. So excited to see these fabulous people who watch and support the show!
Liability? Or intangible asset?
One of the four of us was a major liability in this game 😂😂 youtu.be/dHgGouUklfw
Back on @beerandboard making a total a$$ of myself and/or having a cartoon-related mini-stroke: youtu.be/SrZCkpkNNC4
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Tonight is Star Trek night on Beer and Board Games! With guests Sarah Connor and Tony Mayer. Expect costumes and chaos! #StarTrek live.beerandboard.com
It’s a night of Star Trek-themed games this Saturday at 6pm on @beerandboard and ooh boy am I excited. Who shall I dress up as? Watch live: live.beerandboard.com
Nowadays when I dance, all my joints are popping and locking. #isthatnoisecomingfromyou
@beerandboard What is said is true. My Riker commemorative plate is magnificent.
@mrjasonstephens @beerandboard Maybe 6 years??? Yikes!
Excited to be back on @beerandboard Games tomorrow kicking off lucky season 13! Watch live at 6pm at Live.beerandboard.com
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2023 here we come
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