today, satan @sofakingsatan

not your work wife. Joined January 2015

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today, satan @sofakingsatan

2 years ago

Why is a national gun registry illegal? I should know what houses my kids can’t play at because I don’t want them in any proximity to a gun. Fuck. Your. Guns. Fuck you.

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It’s a goddamned national shame that so many years after sandy hook we still need to bring out a survivor to describe in detail the horrors she lived through. We are a nation with no soul. Fuck your guns. Fuck 2a. Fuck off.

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today, satan @sofakingsatan

2 years ago

Man, fuck your guns.

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today, satan @sofakingsatan

3 years ago

ivy and bean journal - Google Search google.com/search?q=ivy+a…

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today, satan @sofakingsatan

4 years ago

Mets are gonna met

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4 years ago

@BizNasty2point0 Who hurt you

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today, satan @sofakingsatan

5 years ago

@tedcruz Just to clarify my position on vaccines.

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today, satan @sofakingsatan

5 years ago

@tedcruz You are the worst kind of human trash you vaccinated piece of shit.

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today, satan @sofakingsatan

5 years ago

@tedcruz The vaccine was waste on you.

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Zack Czajkowski @ZackCz

5 years ago

If 100,000 people retweet this my girlfriend said we can get a French Bull Dog and name it Pickle. This is not a drill.

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TOGETHXR @togethxr

5 years ago

BIG MOOD.

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Joe Saunders @saundersjoe

6 years ago

Three years ago I decided to pursue a dream I've had since childhood and write a novel. Today, I deleted the files and burned the only printed copy. The book turned out so badly. I did such a bad job. What the fuck was I thinking

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today, satan @sofakingsatan

6 years ago

@auntie_beans @equalityAlec And if he has been in trouble before? He’s still a child and the system is still failing him. Maybe the kid will be better served with law classes instead of being caged.

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today, satan @sofakingsatan

6 years ago

@soxfan1968 @idaho_blue Least of her sins

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6 years ago

@SenateGOP Cute

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6 years ago

Sink this ship

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today, satan @sofakingsatan

6 years ago

@MollyJongFast @johncusack Why is this the line? His entire presidency has been one egregious democracy undermining criminal act after another. Fuck these cowards for doing the politically advantageous thing. We should be happy they’ve stopped pissing on the ashes of democracy?