hope springs eternal @solidcheekpie

nostalgic for the 90s with a rugrat of my own East Coast Joined August 2014

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hope springs eternal @solidcheekpie

3 years ago

I could really use a Me First and the Gimme Gimmes Muppet album at this juncture of my life

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hope springs eternal @solidcheekpie

4 years ago

Thank goodness Tim Allen is here to remind us that Santa Claus is actually God’s one and only son, for whoever believes in Santa shall not receive coal in their stockings

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hope springs eternal @solidcheekpie

4 years ago

Remember when you could just buy lawn tickets for 25 bucks and that was good enough

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hope springs eternal @solidcheekpie

4 years ago

Why do all the shows I like get canceled? Do I have bad taste?

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hope springs eternal @solidcheekpie

5 years ago

Getting real tired of being gaslit by @tacobell employees telling me baja blast zero doesn’t exist

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hope springs eternal @solidcheekpie

5 years ago

@Sethrogen It must be nice being you

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Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot

5 years ago

'I will be too tired. I am going back to bed.' Toad went back into the house.

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Haley OC @MILFWEEED

5 years ago

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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot

5 years ago

WTF do people think stores have in the back? Elves? Slaves sewing turtlenecks? Why do people think the back is this magical place that businesses are holding all the good shit they don’t want to sell? Lady, ain’t shit in the back but a mop bucket, 13,484,937 hangers…

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Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot

6 years ago

'This house is a mess. I have so much work to do,' said Toad. Frog looked through the window. 'Toad, you are right,' said Frog. 'It is a mess.' Toad pulled the covers over his head.