Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

Elder millennial. Mom to a dog. QA engineer for fun and profit. Likely tweeting from bed. Portland, OR Joined May 2008

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donni saphire @donni

4 years ago

Sorry I’m late, but time is a terrible burden I don’t understand

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

4 years ago

@thetexanist @TexasMonthly South Park Mexican

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4 years ago

@ohseafarer welcome to vyvanse club! talk to your doctor, they can prescribe a short-acting stimulant to take in the afternoon/eve when the V starts wearing off. (p.s. proud of you for taking care of your mental health ❤️)

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Sophie Vershbow @svershbow

4 years ago

me: gender is a construct also me (to my dog): look at you big strong boy. you're a tiny sir. who is the little man? it's you!

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

4 years ago

you can pry my pumpkin spice latte from my cold dead hands. it is the only thing standing between me and early onset seasonal affective disorder

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

4 years ago

but I am le tired…

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I Might Be Funny @imightbefunny1

4 years ago

Happy 5 year anniversary to the photo frames sitting on the floor of my bedroom waiting to be hung up "when I get a minute".

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

4 years ago

Galaxy brain idea: Meghan Markle should run for President in 2024 ✅first female president ✅ first woman of color president ✅ first First Husband ✅ first Royals in White House ✅ popcorn.gif

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

4 years ago

Can't wait for this memoir

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

4 years ago

to qualify for the mortgage you’re going to need at least 20% down payment and a fully leveled legendary fire sword

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

4 years ago

this house is 💯 a side quest where the previous owner who “mysteriously vanished” is being held hostage by the rock troll living in the cave.

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Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess

4 years ago

Someone just asked me if it’s true that ADD meds are more addictive than heroin. I’ve forgotten to take my ADD meds for the last three days in a row. If you can forget you’re addicted to heroin then yeah, it’s probably the same thing.

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

4 years ago

@ohseafarer how dare u not share a link of where to buy this

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

4 years ago

@ohseafarer the incel freaking out about Aloy’s peach fuzz was for the sequel, Horizon Forbidden West, where the graphics are super duper HD on the PS5. As for HZD, she’s only a child for the tutorial. Also HZD is awesome and you should keep playing!

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

4 years ago

i will always RT this

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todd dillard @toddedillard

4 years ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

4 years ago

Since it appears religious belief now outweighs any other rights in the US, I am starting my own religion: Uterustarianism. It is now officially against my religious beliefs to be denied access to abortion, contraception, or other reproductive medicine. Sorry 💅 #RoeVWade