steve @speakingofdice
Usually asleep or having a midlife crisis in my 20s. Political Science grad, UC Berkeley alumni. Gamer. #Xbox #PS4 Madera Ranchos, CA Joined June 2015-
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@PinkObsidian That’s because they were raised properly, I was raised by wolves
Anyone only eat half of the ramen noodles like it says to on the package or is that just an old wives tale?
Good to know we’re all going to die soon probably.
A 'city-killer' asteroid got scarily close to Earth yesterday, and astronomers didn't know about it until it was just days away businessinsider.in/a-city-killer-…
@SleepoBeepo We haven’t been in a drought for a while. The lakes are full, and only some of it is fish pee.
When life gives you lemons, file a case against life for harassment.
My phone and I have a lot in common because we both get lost and called repeatedly when I’m drunk
@IamJayRok @SleepoBeepo @ButtJuiceSoup @makemesomebacon @VampireSlug @ThanosDinosaur I should be flattered that my anti-aging estēe lauder creme i got from a white elephant party last year is working then
I’m tired of how much I misplace important things. I’m always losing my keys, phone, will to live, shoes, etc.
@VampireSlug I have more gambling in my blood than money in my bank account
I’ve lost so much in life... but I’ve lost far more in the #GTA5 online casino. 😔
@speakingofdice @SleepoBeepo That feeling when you realize... youre a snail 🐌
It’s creepy to ask a woman for her number. That’s why I just wear a completely normal shirt with my own phone number that says “please call me I’m very lonely” instead.
Ahhh thanks bro 😁 my twitter was asleep for longer than a snail 🐌
A 'city-killer' asteroid got scarily close to Earth yesterday, and astronomers didn't know about it until it was just days away businessinsider.in/a-city-killer-…
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Komodas @ItsKomodas
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Our Future Tea @OurFutureTea
548 Followers 479 Following Our Future Tea was organized to help others be reminded of how promising life is despite any obstacles. You are significant. You are worthy. You are loved.
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2K Followers 4K Following Just some regular dude from Northeast Ohio who loves to talk Buckeyes, Browns, Cavs and the Guardians 🤘😎🤘
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Komodas @ItsKomodas
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Quackity @Quackity
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
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Rosie 🌹 @AllRosestoday
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chey @shut_up_chey
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🕸🃏 Shawn Po �... @DJFingers9
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Eugenia Cooney @Eugenia_Cooney
280K Followers 82 Following hi im eugenia 💖 https://t.co/kPgtjPn8Pp ☠️ https://t.co/bka6Ov37hH
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