scooter (sarah) @spittbubble
dont freak me out // she/them Joined June 2012-
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i feel so strongly about this i had to re-download this app just to post my thought: i always knew @JerrySeinfeld was an annoying, bitter, unfunny hack… but watching him be so weirdly shitty and obnoxious on Everybody’s In L.A. was even worse than i could have imagined
ps: SHUSH!! i can Fucking hear ur mind
SHUT UP EVERYONE SHUT IP IM ABOUT TO TRANSFORM INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL FOR EVER
guys i’m not enjoying Super Troopers (2001) , Tommy Boy (1995) etc like THOSE guys enjoy them, im being POST. IRONIC !!!!!!!!
ohhhhh i know more than anyone will ever know that i know !!!!!!!!!
shut up. ……. !!!!!!!
sometimes the way something is phrased makes my brain go Cray Cray in the best way and “i shit my pants all over the place” definitely does it
Hi honey how was your flight? Oh pretty good, except I shit my pants all over the place and we had to turn around and it made national news
Some of my recent works I did on MS Paint
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Hi honey how was your flight? Oh pretty good, except I shit my pants all over the place and we had to turn around and it made national news
me to baby just now: “what if there was, like, a little lizard over there”
wish i was at the creek looking for creatures !
nothing is the same !! how horrifying ,
and no one has said a word to me about this, i think i am speaking to my self
yeah i DO sometimes look back at my own tweets and i’m like oh no that’s kind of ugly i guess but also if YOU think it’s ugly you can GAG!!!!!
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