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Super excited to try Drink, i hope Flavor tastes good
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i love when dudes are named Guy. like, yeah. exactly.
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Hey dude it’s good to see you. Haven’t seen you since high school. Are you still the quarterback there
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sorry the word i was looking for was “house”
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I can't look at any video of the rizzler/the Costco guys without thinking about this tweet
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It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.
Disney will combine its Hulu + Live TV business with Fubo. Disney will own 70% of the company and appoint members to its board. The combined business will operate under the name Fubo. The combined company will be the 2nd biggest vMVPD next to YouTube TV. $FUBO $DIS
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Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread “the king’s bread” and saying things like “a cheddar this fine demands the king’s bread!” This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.
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oh she's cooked
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Quiet please… Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping
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Two fundamentally different candidates
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Oh no. The moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie
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Biden versus Trump is a tough choice, because I love them both so much. It's a real greater of two goods election.
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Everyone has their own word they've been been pronouncing as incorrectly as the guy in that video says tzatziki. And that's ok
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Disney will combine its Hulu + Live TV business with Fubo. Disney will own 70% of the company and appoint members to its board. The combined business will operate under the name Fubo. The combined company will be the 2nd biggest vMVPD next to YouTube TV. $FUBO $DIS
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i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it
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YES!!!!! [reading second part of tweet] NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barry Keoghan to star in Saddam Hussein movie, but he’s not playing Saddam Hussein dlvr.it/T2pJ8P
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How am I supposed to sleep when this is outside my window
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