Maximilian Ahern @spolicop

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. Joined September 2011

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Will Hyatt Buy Out Starwood? Either Way, Starwood Looks Solid

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Google tests Who's Down, an app for broadcasting your total alienation

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OMGFacts @OMGFacts

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Lincoln, before and after the Civil War.

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Jack Link's enjoys ride as industry leader while keeping its family roots

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METRO TV @Metro_TV

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JK: Meski Kekeringan, Kita Dahulukan Masyarakat yang Terkena Asap goo.gl/nTvEWa @Pak_JK

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Rockets Have Home Opener Spoiled By Nuggets In 105-85 Loss

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Videogame maker says study shows its game helps manage ADHD symptoms

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Surface Pro 4 iFixit teardown earns a terrible score of 2

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Hey design nerds: Tokyo wants your logo ideas for the 2020 Olympics wrd.cm/1kAkONk

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Want a 1TB Microsoft Surface Book? It'll cost you $500 more than Apple's ...

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Egypt Attempts to Boost Election Turnout With a Half-Day Off

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Who do you think won the #DemDebate from last night? Tweet at us and let us know...

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Nishikori survives Kyrgios test at Shanghai Masters

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How These Booze Makers Co-Opted the Pink Ribbon

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Trial in Wisconsin Tests Gun Store's Judgment on Illegal Sales

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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.

Marvin Ayala @lenorite

589 Followers 786 Following Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.

Roger Sorensen @linuicer

565 Followers 769 Following One hand washes the other.br (Manus Manum Lavet)

Ross Thurston @indotric

563 Followers 685 Following Poverty is a weapon of mass destruction.

Rollo Osullivan @ceryctu

616 Followers 669 Following Nothing is too wonderful to be true.

Bryce Lafleur @bicrioviunal

614 Followers 700 Following A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.

Ely Goins @anonablo

604 Followers 674 Following Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.

По неизреченной милости природы, большая часть вопросов, на которые человек не в силах ответить, – это вопросы, которые вовсе его не касаются.

Якуб Астапе... @licrexenam

630 Followers 910 Following По неизреченной милости природы, большая часть вопросов, на которые человек не в силах ответить, – это вопросы, которые вовсе его не касаются.

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

Miles Bryan @ddorapam

580 Followers 488 Following I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

Sylvester Mullins @ttaratisthy

551 Followers 588 Following A politician thinks of the next election a statesman of the next generation.

Egbert Perrin @fagotinil

639 Followers 597 Following Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Gilbert Woodcock @ororleylaeri

643 Followers 701 Following Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

Norman Park @nanptodindac

563 Followers 724 Following The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears.

James Willoughby @sergersiphom

599 Followers 762 Following From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent.

Edward Bumgarner @rphydiodero

600 Followers 806 Following Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.

Порфирий Ев... @keadssia

597 Followers 846 Following Математик уже кое-что может, но, разумеется, не то, что от него хотят получить в данный момент.

Орест Горбо... @civedyace

612 Followers 930 Following Она выглядит как Венера Милосская: очень старая, без зубов и с белыми пятнышками на желтой коже.

Стоян Бород... @osessni

599 Followers 973 Following Самолюбие не так заслуживает осуждения, как недостаток самоуважения.

Speaking generally, punishment hardens and numbs, it produces obstinacy, it sharpens the sense of alienation and strengthens the power of resistance.

Rudolf Poe @dingusogejo

592 Followers 607 Following Speaking generally, punishment hardens and numbs, it produces obstinacy, it sharpens the sense of alienation and strengthens the power of resistance.

Reginald Thibodeaux @lengindefa

547 Followers 595 Following I think my favorite monster movie is 'Gone With the Wind', because it has that ear monster and that big-dress monster.

Pierce Gates @batiocta

563 Followers 604 Following Simplicity is the peak of civilization.

Virgil Burroughs @erensphal

574 Followers 682 Following Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.

Emil Pierce @bditerapr

585 Followers 759 Following If all the year were playing holidays, brTo sport would be as tedious as to work.

The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

Raphael Mclaughlin @oesobstodac

606 Followers 782 Following The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

Terrance Negrete @dildro

586 Followers 540 Following When you have eliminated the impossible, that which remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex ... it takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.

Archibald Rosenbaum @leradstizer

558 Followers 589 Following Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex ... it takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.

Ebenezer Cummins @ndexeaguglergo

548 Followers 648 Following If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Mervyn Taggart @lymngi

600 Followers 698 Following The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.

Isaac Diaz @lyleri

588 Followers 747 Following There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Baldwin Villarreal @emederopl

591 Followers 772 Following When the head aches, all the members partake of the pain.

Frederick Lovejoy @oneselo

650 Followers 760 Following The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished by the indifference of others.

Hiram Dawkins @sitharontes

564 Followers 793 Following Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.

Jack Yancey @ifurinta

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Harry Ledet @acangand

587 Followers 809 Following The medium is the message.

Garey Newcomb @rmbistetenel

597 Followers 488 Following I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active. Show up more often.

Bernard Mcclanahan @anjelesma

610 Followers 540 Following Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

Darcy Piper @anlymindener

606 Followers 579 Following Life is like and ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change, and all patterns alter.

Isiah Hurtado @iocaraqusandara

579 Followers 640 Following Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Percival Dennison @wonoecik

640 Followers 695 Following It's never to late to have a happy childhood.

Ira Whelan @usharomeuner

601 Followers 772 Following Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a wooden gong. With trust, words become life itself.

Harold Turney @carabesounarit

559 Followers 781 Following The only thing worse than a battle lost is a battle won.

Alban Hacker @secewandomb

557 Followers 784 Following A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.

Jayson Bergstrom @chointi

575 Followers 825 Following A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension.

Никакое положение не оправдывает бездействия; всегда можно делать что-нибудь не совершенно бесполезное; всегда надобно делать все, что можно.

Епифан Войт... @ninepinfth

622 Followers 828 Following Никакое положение не оправдывает бездействия; всегда можно делать что-нибудь не совершенно бесполезное; всегда надобно делать все, что можно.

Добромысл Н... @hyzelpese

645 Followers 918 Following Хочешь добиться расположения наставника? Дай ему возможность время от времени исправить твою ошибку.

Silvester Galloway @ingdenopumo

620 Followers 486 Following There are some remedies worse than the disease.

Eustace Phillips @alllavafiden

627 Followers 487 Following The influence of individual character extends from generation to generation.

Shawn Bolen @tepronemisw

602 Followers 576 Following Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right; decide on what you think is right and stick to it.

Antony Jose @ppheedisoler

592 Followers 691 Following We need to attend diligently to the state of our soul, and to deal fervently and effectively with God about it.

Paul Orozco @oliombype

592 Followers 719 Following There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings.

Calvin Calkins @atophem

601 Followers 490 Following Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error.

Emmanuel Roddy @hedompyn

650 Followers 701 Following Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Anthony Wiseman @esexblt

620 Followers 705 Following Only dreamers can teach us to soar.

Aron Lewandowski @idlenkessscrygo

627 Followers 691 Following Speaking generally, punishment hardens and numbs, it produces obstinacy, it sharpens the sense of alienation and strengthens the power of resistance.

Elias Denney @thotyttrmito

572 Followers 770 Following In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

Elias Ratliff @sisiotiv

580 Followers 484 Following Rule three hundred of obscure leadership if it's your idea, you get to implement it.

Аристарх Не... @pisineterrogl

606 Followers 972 Following Большая разница: быть рабом денег, которые у тебя есть, и денег, которых у тебя нет.

Algar Mahaffey @hosuboech

633 Followers 744 Following Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

Clinton Costa @ioshek

576 Followers 729 Following Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.

Danny Glover @mrdannyglover

1.1M Followers 1K Following Actor, Director, Producer, Political Activist

Herbert Blackwell @hicomedyp

593 Followers 700 Following The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.

Elwyn Folse @ichardeney

616 Followers 709 Following It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.

Boniface Dixon @egncktantegely

585 Followers 634 Following The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before.

The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.

Brion Irving @abescchflerdr

594 Followers 655 Following The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.

Hugo Romero @rrsolyales

599 Followers 774 Following Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Moses Lightner @noyridhaset

628 Followers 768 Following Nature herself makes the wise man rich.

Moses @ieavimumia

622 Followers 822 Following Мой твиттер :)

Barry Rauch @thagisnste

610 Followers 830 Following For though I do not ask for aid, we need it.

Works of imagination should be written in very plain language; the more purely imaginative they are the more necessary it is to be plain.

Aldous Bruner @itreeduglo

576 Followers 713 Following Works of imagination should be written in very plain language; the more purely imaginative they are the more necessary it is to be plain.

Jared Villalobos @ushlymosextol

583 Followers 790 Following Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Herbert Baxley @meribew

589 Followers 750 Following If I only had an hour to chop down a tree, I would spend the first 45 minutes sharpening my axe.

Pitchfork @pitchforkmedia

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Всемил Марк... @abokancable

638 Followers 853 Following Некоторые лица на негативе выглядят позитивнее.

My country, right or wrong, is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, My mother, drunk or sober.

Denis Seitz @ratickla

573 Followers 778 Following My country, right or wrong, is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, My mother, drunk or sober.

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.

Gerard Hammons @ivaltrigmanste

580 Followers 570 Following My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.

Gorden Eason @rondrog

591 Followers 757 Following Witness at all times. If necessary, use words.

Emil Yazzie @ollysust

605 Followers 704 Following If you always give You will always have.

Caleb Matson @nvizoush

633 Followers 747 Following An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.

Constantine Waugh @tescianpell

588 Followers 473 Following When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects himself.

Alban Hacker @secewandomb

557 Followers 784 Following A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.

Frederick Beers @asciphar

562 Followers 778 Following Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices - just recognize them.

Peregrine Munson @nverosousetin

590 Followers 691 Following If you stop to be kind, you must swerve often from your path.

Jeremiah Applegate @usttisudixsyd

575 Followers 604 Following New Jersey needs a hero. Bon Jovi does not count.

ge @geglobo

6.0M Followers 394 Following É esporte sempre! Perfil oficial do https://t.co/gD5p7IrAeY no X.

Юлиан Белеу... @lalllateraig

709 Followers 907 Following Здоровая нация не ощущает своей национальности, как здоровый человек не ощущает, что у него есть кости.

Absolom Bigelow @csarefin

591 Followers 485 Following It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize how much you love them.

Никанор Бай... @inadreph

640 Followers 945 Following Фабрики гениев есть, но нет поставок сырья.

Julian Lind @adaliolite

599 Followers 503 Following It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known.

Dwayne Oliveira @cemstrchora

601 Followers 802 Following The past is a guide post, not a hitching post.

If you must choose between two paths, either of which will bring death and defeat, then choose the path wherein you die fighting for honor and justice.

Piers Towns @izewadostyme

597 Followers 600 Following If you must choose between two paths, either of which will bring death and defeat, then choose the path wherein you die fighting for honor and justice.

Austin Horner @atiicoriz

635 Followers 760 Following I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing.

Vincent Newsom @ologasar

576 Followers 783 Following Giving is a necessity sometimes... more urgent, indeed, than having.

Dwain Cohen @iousoscariapr

598 Followers 652 Following I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

ugglytruth @UGGLYTRUTH

1.5M Followers 19 Following antes de ofenderte, léelo con sarcasmo. si te identificas dale like.

Virgil Shafer @ntetyav

576 Followers 621 Following But far more numerous was the herd of such,br Who think too little and who talk too much.

Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by barbed wire, it wafts across the electrified borders.

Rowland Harper @amoizino

625 Followers 779 Following Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by barbed wire, it wafts across the electrified borders.

Joseph Tapia @yraraper

578 Followers 719 Following You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.

The superior man acquaints himself with many sayings of antiquity and many deeds of the past, in order to strengthen his character thereby.

Adolphus Capps @totititrably

598 Followers 776 Following The superior man acquaints himself with many sayings of antiquity and many deeds of the past, in order to strengthen his character thereby.