Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144
I was offered a wizards hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Former MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him sqlstudies.com/about/ Sherman, TX Joined February 2014-
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@BentleyAudrey Is it wrong that the thing that shocks me about that is that it means you didn't watch the new Muppets show?
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@JenMsft @tomwarren Heat is so subjective. The same temperature can mean different things to the same person on different days, even if everything else is exactly the same.
@miadoctorwho Or the glow was behind her and she had just been teleported onto the Tardis. Or some other weird thing 🙃
@crisisofconsc The admin for an IT department I worked at years ago retired and gave out her collection of "frogs". I still have the one she gave me on my wall. This was ~30 years ago.
I got a new cloak!
@GFritchey @Hugo_Kornelis @way0utwest I'm definitely a better coder for it.
@way0utwest 100% agree. Actually, @GFritchey said something a while back that has me extra careful now. Basically that if you are posting your code, you're an example to all of the people who are reading it.
@way0utwest Eh, it happens. You know, I may have to do a follow up post from yours. Do exactly the same things, but with a number after GO. I'm curious how it will be handled given that it's the same line. Also semi colons would probably change things.
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Yep. Stop arguing and focus, people!
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@NoahWhey @BentleyAudrey Fortunately we have a dual oven and the one that isn't used often is the pantry .. my FIL had a stroke a while back and has an obsession with tortilla chips. If they are in the house, he will eat them nonstop. So they have to be hidden. But yea, a few things have been burnt. 😂
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