Squines @squinesstandard
love everything you can she/her 9+10 Joined January 2023-
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I donr know if I can love everything I can
Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)
Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere
hmm, my lab grown sentient fungus version of you made that exact same observation yesterday. it’s getting faster than you…
the grinch just pulled a gun on my wife
@lemonade_grrrl You’re both at ♻️68. Isn’t that nice?
my mom took a bunch of really unflattering photos of me yesterday and i just knocked over a full glass of red wine
it feels so stupid to wear boxer briefs. this should be one leaf
*to the tune of Tom Sawyer* And though his parents pay his rent He still sends that zelle request For the beer you had last night WITH SALES TAX
The guy at my vape store has seen my entire transition and we've never talked about it. I go every 2 weeks and he's been there every time
I have control over these little beautiful things. I choose to drown them in beer and nicotine and stress them out by reading 5 books a month all called You’re Fucked: Powerless and Alone in the 21st century. Once every few weeks I’ll be in a good mood. A kind of false respite
neuron trying to connect to other neurons
Being in traffic next to a Jeep with a bunch of rubber ducks sends the same chill down my spine as being in the presence of a crocodile
parrot's raincoat
uphold the glorious science of Marxism-Leninism-Frippism
this king crimson band photo is so funny to me it looks like they're a political party
“Can I get a sip/taste?” And instead of saying yes they take a swig and kiss you with tongue so it transfers is rlly hot and sensual and intimate but people think of spit and get weird about it yet have the audacity to say they arent vanilla
bring back spitting alcohol into each others mouth
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