Shit Chuck Says @squizard34
You hesitate, you die Joined December 2013-
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I could steal so many identities from work it's ridiculous.
I thought my feet would hit the ground, but then my asshole-gooch slid over the corner.
I felt like my balls were hanging out of my mouth.
I'd let a guy suck my dick for a million dollars.
I don't want to be rubbing asshole-towel on my face unless it's mine.
I would love some. I just puked again.
I had to get taken home from school once because my gas pain was so bad.
So then I just sat at the bar eating chicken fingers and called my mom, almost blacked out.
I can essentially choose when I cum when I masturbate.
If a person died of natural causes, I'd have no problem eating them.
I wish I was a bird so I could shit on people
My body takes cheese like none other. It goes right through me like anything else.
I would let you guys pterodactyl my ex girlfriend
And before you know it my hand was covered in shit
If I tweeted all my thoughts... Man, I wouldn't have any friends if I tweeted all my thoughts
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