Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

Showrunner, Writer, Comedian, Voice Actor. (he/him) #TotalDrama #TheSnoopyShow #6teen #ScaredySquirrel. The Characters Agency. #GoSensGo ALLY🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Toronto Joined February 2013

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

33 minutes ago

@JHYellowknife @SensCentral Not a chance. Less than zero.

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@alihockey10 Best face off guy in the league and still top 6 or higher among Sens forwards in almost every category while making the least money. Just 25 points behind Batherson since the start of the 22-23 season (with just 2 more games played). G should be captain.

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

44 minutes ago

@OptimisticSens @Senators Unless they acquire someone who helps MORE than Giroux, which is A LOT, this is a major loss and failure. 🤷🏻‍♂️ That’s my take. Doesn’t have to be anyone else’s.

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

14 hours ago

I've been here before. It ends badly. Sign Giroux. @Senators

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

59 minutes ago

@OptimisticSens @Senators Great! Give him $2.5 base with easily attainable bonuses that get him to 5M and then an extra 250k per playoff round win. Two years is perfect - put the C on his chest while you’re at it. Better not to rush Timmy or Sandy into that role!

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

a hour ago

Worth noting that Claude Giroux mentioned Brady Tkachuk as one of the reasons he originally chose to come play for the Sens. I’d love to hear when he knew that Brady wouldn’t be extending and if Brady openly talking about it made Giroux decide to hear other offers. #GoSensGo

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

3 hours ago

@OptimisticSens @Senators Not talking points or time with the club, talking about a current veteran and arguably most important leader on the team who WANTS to be here but tests free agency because he is feeling disrespected.

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

12 hours ago

@Freedom250 @SLOTUS The man she married hated Donald Trump. That was the man she loved. She has no idea where he went.

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

12 hours ago

I guess "hockey is for everyone" includes wife beaters? Suuuuper cool hire. Ryan Miller had it right, Lucic is a POS.

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22 hours ago

The Buffalo Sabres have announced the hiring of Milan Lucic as a Pro Scout 👀 Lucic infamously laid out Sabres goaltender Ryan Miller back in 2011 🫣

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

13 hours ago

@chinny424 Maybe our feelings on this don’t need to match. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

14 hours ago

Losing Giroux to free agency because he is feeling disrespected would be a massive blemish on SENS management/ownersnip right now. Not as big as ALFIE to Detroit, but given how this off-season has been going, not too far off either. #GoSensGo

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

13 hours ago

@chinny424 That’s why I said “not as big” and “given how this off season has gone” … it’s a team losing a key leader and veteran at a very bad time.

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

13 hours ago

@chinny424 Vraiment? Moi je dirait oui. Une question de respect.

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

13 hours ago

@mattnafe How?? Where?????

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

16 hours ago

@IslamInvasion The best thing about this guy is that he doesn't wear a seatbelt while driving... so there's hope...

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Flip dingo @Flip_Dingo

a day ago

@IslamInvasion John Cena said it best

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

19 hours ago

PLAYOFF STRATEGIES (IT SEEMS) Ottawa - “If you have 4 lines playing fast, relentless, defensively minded hockey, you have a shot at the Cup.” Florida - “if you have 4 different players, each willing to seriously injure a goalie, the Cup is yours. We have 6 of those players.”

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

20 hours ago

@hwinkler4real But if you wanna check out planet Ork just follow the Big Dipper 'til it comes to a dead end, then hang an up!

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

21 hours ago

@JustConnor7 Fair. I'd be happy to roll the dice too.

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

22 hours ago

I feel bad for Donovan Sebrango. Put on waivers by OTT who hoped he'd clear. Claimed by FLA. Thrilled to be heading to a contender only to have them tank. OTT most definitely would have used him in the playoffs. Now FLA doesn't even qualify him. Hope he lands somewhere good.

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

21 hours ago

@JustConnor7 With Chabot, Sanderson and Kleven on the left side, Donovan Sebrango would likely need to clear waivers again. Doubt we'd get to keep him, which is too bad. He and his mom are both a hoot! #GoSensGo