audrey @stepdadwitch

uncle dad Joined May 2016

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han @8balIer

2 years ago

first date idea

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jill @stevienicks420

2 years ago

Tina and Bette will find each other in every lifetime

Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews

2 years ago

Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris after the election results

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A @shortyoungson

2 years ago

Let me get this straight, wait, I’m the rookie?

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Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon

2 years ago

Patti LuPone

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audrey @stepdadwitch

2 years ago

i eat my poo so i dont have to drink my pee #joker2

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audrey @stepdadwitch

2 years ago

ahhh man these dolphins are all up in my dms. it’s like bro i already told you i only fuck with porpoises get out my inbox

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins

2 years ago

of all potential Harris VPs I do think Pete Buttigieg would work hardest to get Rilo Kiley back together

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Canada is one of the most disturbing of Europe’s settler colonies because of their ability to spread propaganda about being “a peaceful nice country” but in reality be a violent white supremacy born out of the ethnic cleaning of indigenous people.

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bald ann dowd @ali_sivi

3 years ago

if you dropped every single hbo character in history into a hunger games scenario, shoshanna shapiro would win

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audrey @stepdadwitch

3 years ago

ban teenagers from concerts

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Alma @glumirror

4 years ago

“The pursuit of physical attractiveness being rebranded as “self care” has set feminism back like 30 years. Doing your makeup is not self care, plastic surgery is not self care.”

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lucy @heylucymay

7 years ago

jenny slate EGOT

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audrey @stepdadwitch

4 years ago

in my own personal hell (lesbian in an aritzia outlet in southern ontario)

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The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana

4 years ago

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Sophie Haigney @SophieHaigney

4 years ago

🚨This summer, Sheila Heti began talking to a chatbot named Eliza about God, art, and consciousness, before things took some strange turns. This week, we're publishing a new work that came out of these conversations in five parts (they are amazing) theparisreview.org/blog/2022/11/1…

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gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville

4 years ago

“Dasha is dating Louis CK!” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future must not come to pass. Rome must burn.