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— incorrect stranger things quotes 18 | they them Joined July 2022

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4 years ago

*playing twister* dustin: okay eddie right hand on blue eddie: *touches steve’s ass* steve: on blue not on my ass?? eddie: you’re literally wearing blue jeans how is this my fault

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4 years ago

mike: what goes up but never comes down? hopper: the level of stress you bring into my life

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*robin attempting to flirt with nancy* robin: so you come here often? nancy: well sometimes robin: cool cool, i come here often sometimes too nancy: robin: yk this wall is freshly painted? like you can smell the fresh paint- steve: okay i’ve had enough i’m leaving

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4 years ago

steve to dustin: we don't use bad words in this house, okay? eddie in the distance: FUCK!!

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4 years ago

dustin: are you a maths or english person? max: i’m barely even a person

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4 years ago

steve: where’s henderson eddie: he’s playing hide and seek with the others steve: where? eddie: i don’t think you know how the game works harrington

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4 years ago

robin: how do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can’t cover them steve: rob, it’s 4am in the morning robin: and you’re awake meaning you can’t sleep because of the blanket, right? dustin: i mean she has a point steve: both of you are never sleeping over ever again

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4 years ago

hopper: i have this headache that keeps coming and going, it’s so annoying mike: *walks into the room* hopper: oh look, here it is again

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4 years ago

@slowsteddie we post incorrect quotes, if you look at our bio it explains it :)

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4 years ago

@josphquinnlvr he’s a silly little guy

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4 years ago

steve: eddie can you go buy some milk and if they have any avocados buy six *eddie returning with six cartons of milk* eddie: they had avocados

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4 years ago

Dustin: is anyone here straight? Eddie: ... Steve: ... Robin: ... Mike: *raises hand slowly* Will: *walking in* hey guys Mike: *lowers hand slowly*

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4 years ago

steve: eddie would you still love me if i was a worm eddie: ofc dustin: i wouldn’t steve: so you love a pet demodog that literally ate your cat but me being a worm is where you draw the line?? dustin: yes eddie: hold on WHAT DO YOU MEAN A PET DEMODOG THAT ATE DUSTINS CAT??

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4 years ago

*argyle getting vecna’d* vecna: your time has come argyle: nina? vecna: wait what argyle: YO GUYS I FOUND NINA vecna: who’s nina? argyle: ngl i though you’d be shorter and hotter my dude

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4 years ago

*eddie and steve making out* dustin: you think if we throw water on them they'll stop? robin: nah i got a better idea *robin standing on the table*: OMG EDDIE, DUSTIN JUST SAID METALLICA ISNT REAL MUSIC dustin: I DID NOT eddie: come here you little shit

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4 years ago

steve: i love you bro eddie: we literally just made out 2 minutes ago and you’re calling me ‘bro’? steve: bro but romantically dude eddie: i give up

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4 years ago

Eddie, driving: why do people tailgate Steve: road rage is not the answer Eddie: i will literally stop the car Eddie, at the rearview: oh they wanna play games, I'M FUCKING HAPPY TO PLAY GAMES Steve: NOT WHEN I'M IN THE PASSENGER

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4 years ago

*the group playing truth or dare* dustin: i dare steve to prank call his dad steve: pfft thats it? *takes out phone* hey siri call dad siri: calling daddy steve: *eyes widen* NO NO NO- *eddies phone ringing* eddie: hello? everyone: ….