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Confused Spruce @stumpedtree

Joined March 2015
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Confused Spruce @stumpedtree

11 years ago

@_wallyaldo grand three forever!

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Confused Spruce @stumpedtree

11 years ago

@_wallyaldo hey it's me: @balooga Did you get in touch with smeldridge?

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Confused Spruce @stumpedtree

12 years ago

Ted Cruz control?

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Confused Spruce @stumpedtree

12 years ago

*pulls up to Lowe's* *activates hydraulics in my Honda CRV* *baby in back sleeps soundly* *other dads in nearby vicinity golf clap w/ 2x4s*

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Confused Spruce @stumpedtree

12 years ago

Wife: Owww, I just burnt my hand. Me: Well you just took that out of the oven. Wife: Yes, with my right hand. But I burnt my left dummy.

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Confused Spruce @stumpedtree

12 years ago

...But wait there's more. The next 20 orders will receive a free Al Sharpton bobblehead!

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