Future Ghost @subtle_pretext
Lets do the pottery scene from Ghost, but instead, we're making burritos. https://t.co/gnoC2vdMAc twitter.com/search?q=from%… Austin, TX Joined November 2014-
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It's 3 am and I'm eating dinosaur chicken nuggets with chop sticks. We aren't the same.
@Agriculture666 Come to Austin. My BFF is serving as a proxy in Philly, but I can only suffer this so long.
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I think the "jump to recipe" button is a big step towards self-awareness.
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@RickCash19 @Gusbuckets It's a shame he and his former partner's relationship came to an end. Clearly he behaved poorly, but airing your laundry for all to see isn't exactly non toxic behavior either.
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No we fucking don't.
Perry says Texans wiling to suffer blackouts to keep feds out of power market bit.ly/3s4O9lU
@CahnEmily You mean other than the numerous photos of him or the interview he did in the airport or how he actually talks about having done it on multiple media outlets?
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wtf was this statement????
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